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1. Hum To Kirayedar Hain  By: Dapper
   Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaa...


2. Matlab Puchunga  By: Jasper
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3. Santa Is A Guy !!!  By: Wasiq Ansari
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4. Dead Sea  By: Wasiq Ansari
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5. Banta owned a factory  By: Rashid Safi
   Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why th...


6. Scooty le aya  By: Wasiq Ansari
   Santa: Ye scooty kab li Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut dur le gayi aur boli jo c...


7. SINGH....  By: Lupoka
   Santa Singh: What is the full form of singh? Banta Singh: S-santa I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai....


8. Convert to English  By: Wahaj
   Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya" Santa: He done his...


9. ombay ombay  By: Master Mind
   Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..." air-hostess tells him -B- s...


10. Cheat the railways  By: Rehan
    Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel....


11. Party wear  By: Altaf Hussain Khali
    Santa: goes to buy underwear, on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells it is of Rs 500. Santa: are bhai da...


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    Captain of Military: Naujawano aage bado; Santa aage nahi bada; Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade? San...


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14. What's Ford?  By: Master Mind
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