heater...
Friend: Santa Ji! Agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai:
Santa: Main heater k samnay beth jata hon.
Friend: Lekin agar phir bhi thand lagy to?
Santa: To main heater On kar leta hoon.
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