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1. 1 pathan fauj mai brti hua  By: Saba Qureshi
   1 pathan fauj mai brti hua, 2 din bad jang shuru hogai. Pathan ki topi pr goli lagi, pathan hathyar...


2. Bhagwaan ki zubaan bahar Q hoti hy  By: Rabia Naz
   Hindu : Batao hamary bhagwaan ki zubaan bahar Q hoti hy ? Pathan : Jub tum her ...


3. PATHAN Was kissing a girl  By: Sumaira Malik
   PATHAN Was kissing a girl inside a car POLICE MAN:Kya kar rahe ho? PATHAN: nazar nahi a raha? POL...


4. Angreiz asks to Khan  By: Naila Soomro
   Angreiz asks to Khan: Khan sahib aapki sub se barri taaqat kya hai? Khan: Hamara bacha Angraiz: Aur...


5. Humare ooper se bus guzar gaya  By: Naghma Khan
   Pathan: Humare ooper se bus guzar gaya Dost: Phir? Pathan: Wo to acha hua oopar bridge tha :-D...


6. Doctor pathan nikla  By: Raheel Ahmed
   Wo apni be basi ka kissa suna k ro diya "FARAZ" bawaseer ka operation tha or doctor pathan nikla....


7. Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka hai  By: Naghma Khan
   Judge : Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka hai kal tum ko phansi pe latkaya jaye ga.. . . . . Pathan : Wo...


8. Police ne Pathan k ghar ka darwaza bajaya  By: Maha Abro
   Police ne Pathan k ghar ka darwaza bajaya .. Pathan ander se bola : KON? Police : "Darwaza kholo ...


9. PATHAN Ne Zoo Me Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Chor Dya  By: Saba Qureshi
   PATHAN Ne Zoo Me Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Chor Dya OFFiCER: Tumne Sher Ka Pinjra Lock Nai Kia PATHAN: ...


10. Chup Raho Baji hamara tmhara Nikah ho raha hy  By: Saba Qureshi
    Pathan ki hui jis se shadi wo thi itni saadi, Ghongat me sharma k boli, Bhaiya ye kia ho rha hy P...


11. Batao is dunya me sub se mushkil se kon peda hua  By: Rooha Baig
    Sir : Batao is dunya me sub se mushkil se kon peda hua? Pathan : Sir' India ka Sunny Deval. Sir : ...


12. Khan Cycle par sy larki k samny  By: Sumaira Malik
    Khan Cycle par sy larki k samny zor sy gira Aur Faorun hi khhra ho gya Larki: “Oh my God! Kia ...


13. Tang mat kro  By: Rooha Baig
    Smjne ki kosish kro mujhy tang mat kro Mjy akela chor do.rat tmhari waja sy so nhi ska.Mat khelo mr...


14. PATHAN AND PCO  By: Maha Abro
    Pathan : PCO kidhar hae, AADMI ne ishara kar ke bataya. Pathan PCO me gaya , jaib se mobile nikala...


15. Pathan's logic  By: Maha Abro
    Pathan's logic Who Is The Leader Of Ducks? Ans: 'Frog' Why? Because Frog Is 'MAINDUCK'...