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Bakray Ki Raan Kidhar Hai



Pathan:
Bakray Ki Raan Kidhar Hai??

Qasai:
Bakra Langra Tha.

Pathan: Aur Dil??

Qasai: Wo Bakri Le Gai.

Pathan Ghusse Se:
O Yara Dimagh To Hoga??

Qasai: Sorry Lala,
Bakra Pathan Tha...;-p

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