Pathan In Hotel
Pathan: Garam kya hai ?
Waiter: Chowmein.
Pathan: Aur Garam ?
Waiter: Soup.
Pathan: Aur Garam ?
Waiter: Ubalta pani.
Pathan: Aur Garam ?
Waiter: Aag ka Gola hai Saale.
Pathan: Lekar aao,
Ciggratte jalani hai...;-p
Hahahaha
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