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Pathan In Hotel



Pathan: Garam kya hai ?
Waiter: Chowmein.

Pathan: Aur Garam ?
Waiter: Soup.

Pathan: Aur Garam ?
Waiter: Ubalta pani.

Pathan: Aur Garam ?
Waiter: Aag ka Gola hai Saale.

Pathan: Lekar aao,
Ciggratte jalani hai...;-p

Hahahaha



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