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Aqalmandi



Pathan Ki Beti Hui.

Bivi Boli:
Khan Saab, Jab Ye Bari Ho Gi
To Larky Is Ko Cheden Gy..

Pathan:
Tum Fikar Na Kero Gul Bano.
Hum Ny Soch Liya Hai K
Hum Iska Naam
"BAJI" Rakhy Ga.. ;-)

Hahahha



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