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Latest Hindi Funny SMS:
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Sony Ka Anda
Ek Aadmi Raat Ko Sharab Pi Ker Ghar Wapas Aya
Aur Soty Hi Bhagwan Ko Piyara Ho Gaya.
Uper Ja Ker Us Ny Bhagwan Se Ek Aur Jeewan Manga.
Bhagwan Ny Is Dafa Usay Murgi Ban Ker Wapas Bhej Diya.
Murgi Ban Ker Us Ny Ek Anda Diya,
Andy Ko Dekh Ker Us K Hosh Urr Gaye
QK Anda Sony Ka Tha..
Khushi Me Us Ny Ek Aur Anda Diya,
Aur Jese Hi Wo Teesra Anda Dene Laga To
Us K Sir Per Kisi Ny Joota Mara..
Aur Jab Us Ny Aankhen Khol
Ker Dekha To Uski Bivi Chilla rahi Thi:
"Uth Ja Kaminay, Sharab Pi Ker
Bister Per Tatti Kiye Ja Raha Hai.. ;-) :-D
Hahahha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Dance India Dance
Darna Hai To "Aahat" Dekho..
Rona Hai To "Balika Vadhu Dekho..
Nachna Hai To "Dance India Dance" Dekho..
Aur Agar
Hansna Hai To "Sheesha" Dekho..
Qasam Se Hansty Hansty Tum Pagal Ho Jao Gy.. ;-)
Hahahhaa
By:
Maha Abro
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Dosto ko chhod do
Bhagwan ne Mujhse kaha:
"Tu apne Sabhi Dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga."
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Mene Bhagwan Se Roty Huwe Kaha:
"Hey Bhagwan..!
Ye Dost wo hen Jinho ne Meri hr khushi hr Gham me sath diya,
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Mere Bachpan se lekr
Aaj tk mere sath rhe,
,
Kabhi Roya to apne Hatho se mere Aansu pochhe,
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Ek Glass Pani b piya to b Mere sath Share kiya,
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Meri Ek Awaz pr Dore chale aaye,
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Aur Aap kehte ho k Me
1 FERRARI ke liye inhe chhod dun.?
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KHAIR, Koi Baat Nahi,
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Lekin FERRARI Red Color ki hi Dena.. ;-)
Hahahha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Ek Pandit Ki Taang Jal Gai
Ek Pandit Ki Taang Jal Gai Wo Doctor K Paas Gaya..
Doctor Ny Usay Burnol Lagany K Liye Di Aur
Sath Me Sex Ki Goliyan Bhi Likh Deen..
Pandit: Burnol To Samajh Me Ata Hai Per
Ye Sex Ki Goliyan Kis Liye..??
Doctor:
Dhoti Oonchi Rakhny K Liye.. ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Asad
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Salman Khan Dialogues
"Veer
Jahan bhi Msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga
"Wanted"
Ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to
uske baad to me apne "Balance" ki bhi nhi sochta..
"Dabbang"
Hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kren.
"Ready"
Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge: I, me, and myself..
"Body guard"
Mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re-send Mat KERNA... ;-)
By:
A Chan91
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1 Engineer Mandir me
1 Engineer Mandir me
Bol raha tha..
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Hey Bhagwan..!
Teri Kirpa
Teri Daya
Teri Shradha
Teri Aradhna
Teri Bhakti
Teri Archna
Teri Pooja
Teri Aarti
Teri Maya
Teri Geeta
Teri Vidhya
Teri Riddhi
Teri Siddhi
Teri Laxmi
Teri Karuna
Teri Meher
Teri Leela
Teri Mahima..
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Sab Teri
Aur..
...Meri Ek Bhi Nahi.?? ;-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Bahut Badi Seekh
Seeta ji Ka Vanvaas Jaanne Me Bahut Badi Seekh Hai..
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Wah Wah..
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Seeta ji Ka Vanvaas Jaanne Me Bahut Badi Seekh Hai..
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Jis Ghar Me 3-3 Saas Hon To Us se Aacha Jungle Hi Theek Hai.. ;-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Mujhy Boht Maar Pari
Santa: Yaar Kal Mene Rocket Chhora jo Suraj se Takra Ker Phat Gaya.
Banta: Phir kya hua?
Santa: Mujhy Boht Maar Pari..
Banta: Kis Ny Mara..??
Santa: Mere Padosi Suraj ki Mummy Ne.. ;-p ;-)
Hahahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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