Sony Ka Anda
Ek Aadmi Raat Ko Sharab Pi Ker Ghar Wapas Aya
Aur Soty Hi Bhagwan Ko Piyara Ho Gaya.
Uper Ja Ker Us Ny Bhagwan Se Ek Aur Jeewan Manga.
Bhagwan Ny Is Dafa Usay Murgi Ban Ker Wapas Bhej Diya.
Murgi Ban Ker Us Ny Ek Anda Diya,
Andy Ko Dekh Ker Us K Hosh Urr Gaye
QK Anda Sony Ka Tha..
Khushi Me Us Ny Ek Aur Anda Diya,
Aur Jese Hi Wo Teesra Anda Dene Laga To
Us K Sir Per Kisi Ny Joota Mara..
Aur Jab Us Ny Aankhen Khol
Ker Dekha To Uski Bivi Chilla rahi Thi:
"Uth Ja Kaminay, Sharab Pi Ker
Bister Per Tatti Kiye Ja Raha Hai.. ;-) :-D
Hahahha
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