A Chan91's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: A Chan91
Location: Karor,Layyah
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 14 Nov 2016
About A Chan91:
Hi My Name Is Ammar Chan .This is my Email Address ammarchan91@gmail.com .CELL PHONE NUMBER 03477148685 .
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Where I feel it is no longer necessary to try & impress anyone. If they like me the way I am, good & if they don’t, it’s their loss.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: A Chan91
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Boys Future
In 2020
Girl: ”Dekh Yaar kya Item jaa raha
hai..
Oye Murgey Tera mobile No.. Kya
hai.. ??
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Boy: "Aap ke Ghar me Baap, Bhai nahi hen
kya.. ??
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Girl: "Baap n Bhai sab hen, Par Tu nahi hai na
Chikne... ;-)
Category: Boys vs Girls SMS
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Chaddi Utar
Policeman:” Sab kuch
bata do varna chaddi
utar
ke marunga..
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Sardar: ”O Sir Ji, Ghalti to maine ki
hai, Aap kyun apni
chaddi utaroge..??? :-p:-D
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
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Aurat ko Husn mila
Khoobsurti mili
Chand sa chehra mila
Hirni Si Ankhain
Morni jaisi Chaal
Resham Say Baal
Koil jaisi Meethi awaz
Phool si masoomiyat
Gulab Say Hont
Shehad si mithas mili
Pyar Bhra Dil mila
Phir?
?
?
?
ZUBAN mili
aur
Sub Stya-Naas Ho gaya..
Hr waqat
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Category: Boys vs Girls SMS
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Maa Pio
Sardar da putar... Abba Main Suneya ay k Maa, pio nu vekhna sawab hunda ee . .
Piyo.. Kuttay deya putra jiven tu luk luk ke vekhna ain ovain Gunah hunda ae..
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
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Don
Don ko 11 Mulkon ki Police sms kar rahi hai.
Per Don ko sms karna
Mushkil hi nahi Namumkin Bhi hai
Isliye Don khud sms kar raha ha aur
Keh raha hai
"HAPPY NEW YEAR" :-D
Category: New Year SMS
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Vitamin S
Yar ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati?
Sukon nhi?
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,
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Vitamin SHE
ki kami hay…
Category: Decent SMS Jokes
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Iqbal
Girtay Rahe Sajdon Mein Hum Apni Hi Hasraton Ki Khatir,
==IQBAL==
Agar Ishq-e-Khuda Mein Giray Hotey To koi Hasrat Adhori Na Hoti..
Category: Urdu Poetry SMS
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Doctor
Chalo aao ab Mosam ka suroor Chakhen,,
Tamam Dawain Bachon ki pohach se door rakhen.,
Tum se milny ki ab kia justjo karen,,
Tabyat ziada kharab ho to doctor se rujo karen.,
Hamari chahat ka kuch to khayal karen,
Syrup ko achi tarha hila ker istamal karen.
Dil mara toot gaya uthi jab us ki Doli,,
Subha Dopaher Sham Ek Ek Goli,,
Dil Mera Ishq karny par Razamand rahy ga,,
Jumma k Din Clinic band rahy ga.. ;-)
Category: Mazahiya Shayari
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Abbrevations Using in Computer Network
1-exe.abbreviation
executable file: the last part of the name of a program file
2-FAQ.noun
frequently asked questions: a listof questionswith answers provided, intendedto help peopleto understandor use something, especiallyon the Internet
3-FTP.noun
file transfer protocol: a set of rules for moving computer files from one computer to another in a network, especially over the Internet
4-GHz.abbreviation
gigahertz
5-GIF.noun
Graphic Interchange Format: a typeof computer filethat containsan image. GIF is also usedas part of a filename.
6-GIGO.noun
garbagein, garbageout: the ideathat a computer programis only as goodas the informationthat is put into it
7-gov.abbreviation
government organization: usedin emailand Internet addresses
8-HTML.noun
hypertext mark-up language: the computer language usedfor writing pageson the Internet
9-http.noun
hypertext transfer(or transport) protocol: the system usedon the Internet to exchange documentsin HTML
10-IP address.noun
Internet Protocol address: a code that represents a particular computer and is used to send messages to it on a network (=group of computers) or the Internet.
Ammar Chan
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