Salman Khan Dialogues
"Veer
Jahan bhi Msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga
"Wanted"
Ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to
uske baad to me apne "Balance" ki bhi nhi sochta..
"Dabbang"
Hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kren.
"Ready"
Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge: I, me, and myself..
"Body guard"
Mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re-send Mat KERNA... ;-)
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