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Ek Pandit Ki Taang Jal Gai



Ek Pandit Ki Taang Jal Gai Wo Doctor K Paas Gaya..

Doctor Ny Usay Burnol Lagany K Liye Di Aur
Sath Me Sex Ki Goliyan Bhi Likh Deen..

Pandit: Burnol To Samajh Me Ata Hai Per
Ye Sex Ki Goliyan Kis Liye..??

Doctor:
Dhoti Oonchi Rakhny K Liye.. ;-)

Hahhaha



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