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Latest Hindi Funny SMS:

  • Main ChandraMukhi
    Main ChandraMukhi
    Tu
    SurajMukhi
    Main Tujhse Dukhi
    Tu
    Mujhse Dukhi
    .
    To phir Ek Kaam kar
    Bulding se Kood Ja..
    .
    Tu
    B Sukhi
    Main B Sukhi.. ;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Qaabu Me Mera Dil
    Mandir Me Thaam Liya Mene Hath Uska,
    Aaj Qaabu Me Mera Dil Nahi Tha.;
    .
    Chah Kar Bhi Wo Kuch Kar Na Saki
    Kyuki,
    Uske Paun Me Sandle Nahi Tha.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • 2 1 se Kitna bada he
    Gabbar: Kitne Admi the?
    Sambha: Sarkar 2.

    Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote he??
    Samba: 2, 1 ke Baad ata he.

    Gabbar: Aur 2 k pehle??
    Samba: 2 k pehle 1 atahe.

    Gabbar: To bich me kaun ata he?
    Samba: Bichme koi nahi ata.

    Gabbar: To phir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate?
    Smba: 2, 1 k bad hi aa sakta he Qki 2, 1 se bada he

    Gabbar: 2, 1 se Kitna bada he?
    .
    .
    Samba: Goli Marni h to Maar de Gabbar,
    Tune sirf Namak khilaya hai,
    Chavanprash nahi.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Mother Tongue
    Argument Between British And India.

    British: We Spoiled Your Mother Land
    For 200 Years.
    .
    India: We Are Spoiling
    Your Mother Tongue Daily.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • India is a Nation
    India is a Nation, Dadar is a station,

    Wah wah wah wah

    India is a nation and Dadar is a Station,

    Wah wah wah wah
    .
    .
    .
    Don't Fall in Love
    First Complete your Education.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Trains k Naam
    Agar Trains k Naam Indian Actress ke
    Naam pe hoty to khabrein aisi
    hotin.. ;-D
    .
    Aaj Bipasha ovrload ho kr gayi hai..
    Tabbu k neeche aake ek aadmi
    khatam..
    Accident me Mallika ki pichli
    bogey tabah ho gai hai..
    Tez raftari ki waja se Kangana
    patri se utar gayi hai..
    Rakhi pe chadhne walo ki tadaad
    me izaafa..
    Rani chalte chalte band ho gayi..
    Vidya ki body change karne ka
    faisla..
    KATRINA PAR GAIR KANUNI
    DHANG SE CHADHE HUE 7 ADMI
    GIRAFTAAR.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Bache ka Surname
    Bache ka Surname:

    Bacha Agar Ek Aadmi se ho to
    1- EKNATH
    2se- DUBE
    3- TIVARI
    4- CHATURVEDI
    5se- PANDE
    Aur Agar Sab ka ho to

    -MISHRA
    Or kisi ka Bhi Pata na ho to
    - GUPTA.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Naam kya hai
    Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
    Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
    .
    Boy: Kya matlab?
    Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
    .
    Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
    Girl: Matlab?
    .
    Boy: Prasad.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Meri Maa aayi hai
    Pati: Sunti ho, Meri Maa aayi hai.
    .
    Patni: Ye bhi na jab dekho yahin aa
    jaati hen.
    Ab kya kaam hai?
    .
    Pati: Are 2kg Pyaaj bhi layi hai..
    .
    Patni: Aap bhi na...
    Pehle nahi Bataya Maa
    aayi hen...
    Kabhi kabhi to Pyaar aur
    Aashirwad Naseeb hota hai
    Badon ka.. ;-)


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Boy Asked To Bhagwan
    Boy Asked To Bhagwan:-
    "Why she loves rose which dies in a day.
    But Doesn't love me who dies for her every day?"
    .
    .
    Bhagwan: Mast Point Hai,
    Facebook pe dal de.


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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