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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • Evolution of man
    Evolution of man:

    Without shaadi Spiderman
    Shaadi ke din superman
    Shaadi ke baad Gentleman

    Or

    Biwi khobsurat ho toh saari umar Watchman.


  By: Faraz Ahmed Faraz   Send To Mobile


  By: vPaki   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Shaadi Main
    Ek Shaadi Main Dulhan ka Pehla Mangetar be saj Dhaj Ke aaya hua tha,
    Kisi ne Poocha ke kya aap Dulha hain?

    Us ne kaha G Nahi Main Semi Final Ma Hi Out Ho gaya Tha.


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • It’s funny
    It’s funny when people discuss
    LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

    It’s like asking someone,
    if suicide is better or being murdered


  By: Singh Is King   Send To Mobile
  • HORROR movie
    Husband: Raat ko main 1 HORROR movie dekhi. I churail kabhi mere aagay, kabhi peechey aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi.
    Wife: Konsi movie thi?
    Husband: Apni shadi ki.


  By: Naveed   Send To Mobile
  • Abba bana gai
    Tootay huye dil ka Murabba bana gai,
    Ghar ko mere kachray ka dabba bana gai,
    Shadi ko teen maheenay he guzray thay,
    Na janay kis Hisaab se Abba bana gai.


  By: Usama   Send To Mobile
  • Some people ask
    Some people ask the secret
    of our long marriage.
    We take time to go to a restaurant
    two times a week.
    A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
    and dancing.

    She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.


  By: Rashid Safi   Send To Mobile
  • True relatives always
    True relatives always stand behind u during bad times.

    Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u!


  By: Rashid Safi   Send To Mobile
  • MARRY 2 Women
    Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

    Because per Constitution,
    you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
    for the same Mistake.


  By: Rashid Safi   Send To Mobile
  • My name is Susan
    Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband
    said to you when he woke that morning?
    Witness: He said, Where am I, Cathy?

    Lawyer: And why did that upset you?
    Witness: My name is Susan.


  By: Rashid Safi   Send To Mobile
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