Aqal ki zaroorat hai!!!
Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!
Husband(ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!
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