Why Husbands Avoid Answers!!
WIFE: Wi
Why Husbands Avoid Answers!!
WIFE: Will U Marry Again If I Died?
HUSBAND: Noway!
W: Why Not, Don’t U Like Being Married?
H: Of Course I Do!!
W: Then Y Wouldn’t U Remarry?
H: Okay, I’d Get Married Again!
W: U Would?
H: ….?
W: Would U Live In Our House?
H: Sure, It’s A Great House!
W: Would She Sleep With In My Bed?
H: Where Else Would She Sleep?
W: Would U Let Her Drive My Car?
H: Yeah, Its Almost Brand New!!
W: Would U Give Her My Jewelry?
H: No, I’m Sure She’d Want Her Own
W: Would She Wear My Shoes?
H: No, Her Size Is 6
W: -Silence-
H: Shit!! :-P
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