Fairy: (To A 60 Year Old Couple)
I Will
Fairy: (To A 60 Year Old Couple)
I Will Grant You Each A Wish.
Wife:
I Want To Travel Around The World
With My Husband.
The Fairy Waved Her Magic Wand & ‘POOF’
Two Tickets Appeared In Her Hands.
Husband:
I Wish To Have A Wife 30
Years Younger To Me.
The Fairy Waved Her Magic Wand & ‘POOF’
The Husband Became 92 Years Old.
Moral:
Men Who Are Ungrateful Idiots
Should Remember Fairies Are Females Too...:)=P
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