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Shadi Ki 20th Anniversary Pr Husband Ge



Shadi Ki 20th Anniversary Pr
Husband Gehri Soch Main Tha..

Wife Asks:
Kia Soch Rahe Ho..??

Husband:
Kia Tumhain Yaad Hai
K Kab Tumhare Daddy Ne
Hamain Date Pr Pakra Tha..??

Wife:
Yes..

Husband:
Aur Unhoun Ne Gun Point Pr
Mujhe Kaha Tha K
Ya To Meri Beti Se Shadi Kro
Ya 20 Saal K Liye Jail Jao..

Wife Smiles:
Yes..

Husband: Ahhhh..!!
Aaj K Din Main Aazad Ho Jata.. :-O



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