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Yesterday ! I Saw You In My Dreams .
Yesterday !

I Saw You In My
Dreams ... :)

No wonder

I Woke Up
Screaming =

By: PAGALPANTI Send To Mobile

~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~ When I See Y

~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~

When I See Your Face,

There's Not A Thing

That

I Would Change. . .

Except The Direction

I Am Walking In .

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Height Of Physics: A conductor kicks
Height Of Physics:

A conductor kicks old man out of bus.

Police send conductor jail & gave him shock bt he had no effect..
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Because he was a BAD conductor...

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Imp News: World's.. First Second T
Imp News:

World's..
First
Second
Third
Fourth
Fifth
And Sixth Nuclear Country....
Are Thinking On How To Do Advancements
In Space And Make A Permanent Station On Moon....

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And World's Seventh Nuclear Power
Is Debating On An Even Tougher Issue. I.E.
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Garmi Ki Chuttiyan Kis Month Mein Honi Chahiye??

June July Mein Ya July Augest Mein?

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New Style Of Break- Up !! :P A Bf Thr
New Style Of Break- Up !! :P

A Bf Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Gf...

Girl Yelled "What Was That For".. :O :O
..

Boy Said "Its Over"

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Every Student Gets 0pportunity To Enjoy
Every Student Gets
0pportunity To Enjoy
Their Student Life. . .
But ,
Some Miss Those Beautiful
Moments & Those Stupid
People Are Known As

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" TOPPERS "

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Which Is Very Best, Amazing N Un-Answer
Which Is Very Best,
Amazing N Un-Answerable Feeling ?
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When
Your Crush Asks U About Ur Crush.

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Best Line By A Cockroach To A Young Guy
Best Line
By A Cockroach To A Young Guy:

"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
More Louder Than You Can..

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When a black cat falls down,wat will th
When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???

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Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say....

Meaaaoooon....

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A boy goes to see a cabaret dance. Hi
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

By: PAGALPANTI Send To Mobile

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