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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

• Since our frndship started ... There
  Since our frndship started ...
  
  There hv been so many times
  
  
  WEN I DISTURBED U ...
  
  
  IRRITATED U ...
  
  
  FRUSTRATED U ...
  
  Today i msg u just to say
  
  "I'LL CONTINUE"!!

  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile

• When a apple is red its ready to pluck.
  When a apple is red its ready to pluck.
  When a GIRL is 18 she's ready to...
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  dirty mind!!!
  She is ready to VOTE!!!

  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile

• 1 day a monkey looked into mirror and sa
  1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don't wanna loose u.
  

  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile

• I WANT 2 SEND U THE CUTEST,BEAUTIFUL, SM
  I WANT 2 SEND U THE CUTEST,BEAUTIFUL, SMARTEST&SVTEST GIFT OF THE WORLDI POSTED IT,BUT POSTMAN SHOUTED AT ME'OOYEE'POSTBOX SY BAHIR NIKAL.

  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile

• I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But
  I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
  
  But i cant send u all of them,
  
  It wil take lot of time...
  
  So i m sending u just 1 joke...
  
  "u r very beautiful"

  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile

• www.killer.com ... Enter d name U
  www.killer.com
  ...
  
  Enter d name
  
  U want 2 kill
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  ME..?
  sure?
  If yes
  press down
  ....
  Access Denied!
  ...
  Target
  is already killed by ur lovely smile:-)

  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile

• Husband (In V.Romantc Mood) My Love! W
  Husband (In V.Romantc Mood)
  My Love!
  Why r U Blushing Today ? ?
  Wife: Whn Ur Luvly Wrds
  Touch d Bundle Branches n
  Conducting System Of My Heart
  It Starts Beating Faster
  Cause Increasing Increasing
  Output
  Transmited 2 Adrenals Which
  Starts Secreting Glucagon To
  Increase Blood Glucose Level n
  Combat This Emergency Also
  Increasing Pituitary Output 2
  Increase Blood Estrogen Level
  Cause Vasodilation n I Blush ...
  
  Moral:
  Never Marry A Doctor ,
  She'll Spoil Ur Romance =P =D

  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile

• Advice For Boys . . . Don't Be A 'GUY
  Advice For Boys . . .
  
  Don't Be A 'GUY'
  Who Needs A 'GIRL' . . .
  
  Be A 'GUY'
  'GIRL' Needs . . . =)

  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile

• Daughter: Im In Love With Neighbour, So
  Daughter: Im In Love With Neighbour,
  So I'm Running Away With Him
  
  Dad: Thx Dear
  
  U Save My Money & Time
  
  Daughter: Dad Im Reading Dis Letter Left By Mom:D

  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile

• If The First Button Of A Shirt Is Put Wr
  If The First Button Of A Shirt Is Put Wrong..
  
  Every Button Will Be Wrong..
  
  So..
  
  Always Take Your First Step Very Carefully..
  
  In Doing Anything Or Else..
  
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  Simply Wear A T-Shirt!! :P

  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile

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