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Facebook = Addiction Addiction = No St
Facebook = Addiction
Addiction = No Study
No Study = Fail
Fail = No Education
No Education = No Work
No Work = No Money
No Money = Live With Parents
Live With Parents = Become Slob
Slob = Ugly
Ugly = No Love
No Love = Alone
Alone = Psycho
Psycho = Mental Health Issues
Mental Health Issues = Institution
Institution = Depression
Depression = Suicide
Suicide = Death

SO GET RID OF FACEBOOK
BEFORE YOU DIE!!! =P =D

By: musarat Send To Mobile

Dedicated 2 All Youngsters: . When S
Dedicated 2 All Youngsters:
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When Sum1 Is Flirting Wid U,
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Please Co-Operate..!!
Yahi To Din Hai Yaar..

By: musarat Send To Mobile

What Would You Get If A Cow Dances? .
What Would You Get If A Cow Dances?
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Guidance. =P:-D

By: AsiM Send To Mobile

What's The Difference Between P|easur &
What's The Difference Between P|easur & Torture.................?
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P|easure Is Thinking Of U
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Torture Is Thinking Of U Too MucH.....

By: PAGALPANTI Send To Mobile

Failure is not only when ur girl frie
Failure is not only

when ur girl friend leavz u.

But Its when

u dont try for her friend.

By: PAGALPANTI Send To Mobile

Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket, U Kn
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,

U Know Y?

WhenEver U Face Any Problem

Just C Ur Pic

& Say 3 Times

"If i Can FaceThis,

i Can Face AnyThing."

By: PAGALPANTI Send To Mobile

Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh D
Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh

Dr : for that l will have to remove 50% of your brain.

Man : i agree.(After the operation)

Dr : l'm sorry but l've removed 90% of your brain by mistake.

Man: Khocha, ye kia kiya? Tu to bari nalayaq doctor nikli.

By: PAGALPANTI Send To Mobile

What is the height of Flirting? When yo
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with

"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"...

By: PAGALPANTI Send To Mobile

Why Don't ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..? /
Why Don't ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?

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They Don't Have a Thumb To Ring The Bell..

By: PAGALPANTI Send To Mobile

Small Things Can Hurt A Lot.............
Small Things Can Hurt A Lot....................
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Example......................
U Can Sit On A Mountain But Not On A Pin........ ;->

By: PAGALPANTI Send To Mobile

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