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Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Dear Potato Chips Companies, I Find
    Dear
    Potato Chips Companies,

    I Find It Hella Annoying To Pay
    20 Bucks For A Bag Of
    60% Chips And 40% Air.
    Please Stop Doing That,
    Thank You . . . =P =D


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • An engineering student to his sweeper br
    An engineering student to his sweeper brother:

    "mere paas degree hai,

    knowledge hai,

    4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.

    Tere paas kya hai?".

    Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Dont give importance to MONEY Bcz
    Dont give importance to MONEY

    Bcz

    It can give u


    BED
    but not SLEEP

    BOOKS
    But not BRAIN


    CLOTHES
    But not BEAUTY


    LUXRIES
    But not HAPPINESS



    so





    Transfer it to my account...


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • What Is More Useful After It Is Broken
    Funny Riddles:

    -What Is More Useful After It Is Broken?
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    An Egg :-D


    -Which Is The Most Shocking City?

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    Electri-City ;-)


    -Name Two Things You Can Never Eat Before Breakfast?

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    Dinner & Lunch :-)


    -How Many Men Were Born In Europe?

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    None, Only Babies Were Born :-D


    -If Your Clock Strikes 13, What Times It Is?

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    Time To Buy A New Clock ;-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Insanity Is Doing The Same
    Insanity Is Doing The Same
    Thing 0ver N 0ver Again
    And
    Expecting Different Results. . .
    In 0ther Words,

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    I Just Logged Into
    Facebook..


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • ... A Touching Story ... A Little Boy
    ... A Touching Story ...

    A Little Boy Saw A Puppy.
    He Went Near It & Touched
    It... Again He Touched It...
    Again He Touched It.
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    Oh! What A Touching Story...


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • . . . Rel0aded . . . A Fantastic Sent
    . . . Rel0aded . . .

    A Fantastic Sentence
    Written At Japanese Bus Stop...

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    あなたがバスを待っている馬鹿です。 。 。
    人々は、日現在、車を持って ...


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
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