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Husband (In V.Romantc Mood) My Love! W



Husband (In V.Romantc Mood)
My Love!
Why r U Blushing Today ? ?
Wife: Whn Ur Luvly Wrds
Touch d Bundle Branches n
Conducting System Of My Heart
It Starts Beating Faster
Cause Increasing Increasing
Output
Transmited 2 Adrenals Which
Starts Secreting Glucagon To
Increase Blood Glucose Level n
Combat This Emergency Also
Increasing Pituitary Output 2
Increase Blood Estrogen Level
Cause Vasodilation n I Blush ...

Moral:
Never Marry A Doctor ,
She'll Spoil Ur Romance =P =D



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