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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

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  By: fayaz   Send To Mobile


  By: fayaz   Send To Mobile
  • There Was A Piece Of Chocolate Cake I
    There Was A Piece Of

    Chocolate Cake In The

    Fridge And A Note That Says,

    "Don't Eat Me"

    .
    .

    Now There's An Empty

    Plate And A Note That Says,

    "Don't Worry,

    I Don't Eat Paper..!!" ;-) :-P


  By: fayaz   Send To Mobile


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Sweetest Excuse:) A kid gets zero in
    Sweetest Excuse:)

    A kid gets zero in a paper.

    Mom : What is this?

    Kid reply with innocence:(

    Teacher k pas Star khatam ho gaye thay to “Full Moon” de diya..


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Get Marry…. not for urself, but
    Get Marry….
    not for urself,

    but

    for the future of ur children, they are getting late 4 school n fees r increasing day by day;-)

    For all bachelors


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Msg 4 “saas” fr0m “bah00″ Dear M
    Msg 4 “saas” fr0m “bah00″
    Dear Mother-in- law: “Dont teach me how to handle my children, i am living with one of urs and he needs alot of improvement”


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
    Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

    1. The later you are, the more happy & excited your dogs are to see you.
    2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
    3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
    4. A dog's parents never visit .
    5. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
    6. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
    7. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

    And last, but not least:
    8. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

    The Final Test:

    Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.

    Then open the trunk and see who's happy when you let them out !!!!


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile


  By: fayaz   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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