Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
1. The later you are, the more happy & excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit .
5. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
6. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
7. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
8. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
The Final Test:
Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.
Then open the trunk and see who's happy when you let them out !!!!
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