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Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao



Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha..

Pappu: Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko
Hath Me Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa
Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Aur
Dil Khushi se Jhoom Jata Hai
Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?
.
Ladki Sharama Ker: Chhiii,
Kitne Besharam Ho Tum.
.
Pappu: Arey Me To 5000 Rupye Ke
Note Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha,
Tumhara To Dimaag Hi Ganda Hai. :-D

Hahhaha



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