Ghulel Banaunga
Ek Pagal Roz kehta:
Ghulel banaunga, Kabutar Marunga..
Ghulel banaunga, Kabutar Marunga..
6 Month k Ilaaj k Baad Doctor ne poocha:
Ab kya karoge?
Pagal: Shaadi.
Doctor: Phir?
Pagal: Suhaag Raat.
Doctor: Phir?
Pagal: Uski saari utarunga?
Doctor: Haww, phir?
Pagal: Blouse
Doctor: Good yaar, phir?
Pagal: Phir Bra utarunga
Doctor: Oh My God, phir??
Pagal: Phir kya! Bra ki Elastic se,
Ghulel banaunga,
Kabutar Marunga...;-p
Hahaha
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