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Pehli Baar Behen Kaha



Mallika at Airport:

Bhikhari: Behan ji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: Why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.



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