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Babar Malik's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Babar Malik
Location: Rawalpindi
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Member Since: 20 Apr 2008

About Babar Malik:

26 Years old Guy.. working n studying in Masters in Mass Communication field... love to read n send adult n funny sms lmfao!!!!!

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Babar Malik


  • Doctor sahib mera pati
    Lady: Doctor sahib mera pati sex nai karde.

    Doctor: Aah goli lai javo te raat nu ik goli dudh ch de devo
    10 din baad Doctor ohna de ghar halchaal puchan gya te os lady
    da munda aya te os ne dasya k Mummy di Daddy ne eni fuddi layi
    k mummy mar gayi,te meri Masi hospital ch hai, te sadi kamwali
    di bund paat gayi hai,te main v lukya hoya va, te daddy garden
    ch nanga fir rha hai te uchi-2 keh riha hai k aj msg padan wale di khair nahi.


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  • Lady Traffic Police
    A man married lady traffic police:

    Inspector's friend: How was ur first night?

    MAN: She charge Rs.100 from me for over speed,
    Rs.200 for wrong side entry,
    and Rs.500 for no Helmet.


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  • Sales Girl
    Police: Dhandha karti hai?

    Call Girl: No sir main to sales girl hoon, Condom Bechti hoon, magar customer try karke kharidega to main kya karoo.....


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  • Kal Kyon Nahi aai thi?
    Teacher 2 Girl : Tu kal kion nahi aayi thi........?

    Girl: sir kal mainu tattian lagiyan c.....!!!

    Teacher: Ae Kehri Wadi Gal hai.......

    Sade Tattay Lage Ne..... Asi Ta Roz Aande Hain....


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  • Lady in Pary
    In a party Lady wanted to go to Toilet so she inquired with a Sardar:

    Sardar jee Su Su karney ki jagah dikhao please



    Sardar jee Replied: You Naughty Baby pehley tum dikhao na


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  • gurl to Boy
    girl to Boy: tum larkey kisi larki main sab se pehley kia dekhtey ho ?

    Boy: Yeh to depend karta hai keh Larki aa Rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai!!


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  • Child to Papa
    Child: papa aunty ka pait kiun phoola hai?

    Papa: tujhey sab pata hai...

    child: nahi pata promise!

    Papa: in ke pait main paani bhara hia..

    Child: Oh No! bacha to doob jai ga!!


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  • Mallika Sherawat
    mallika Sherawat ko air port pe custom walon ne roka aur poocha:

    Madam is tiffon box main kia hia ?


    Mallika: stupid yeh tiffon nahi mera suitcase hai


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  • Dulha on Weddin
    Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?

    Dulhan become silent

    Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?

    Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa ginney to de


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  • weight
    Aik larki apna weight kar rahi thi
    aik coin dala to 56 KG
    Sandal utara 54
    jacket utari 52
    dupatta utara 51
    coin khatam ho gaye

    aik Sardar bola



    tu kaam jaari rakh coin main daaley jata hon


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  • Dabao
    Us ne kaha aur dabao

    Phir kaha aur dabao

    Ab kaha kaprey nikaalo aur dabao

    Phir kaha panty nikaal ke dabaao

    Jab zor laga to dekho


    Ho gaya Suitcase band.


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