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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Blood Test
    Santa Blood Test K Liye Hospital Gaya
    Aur Test K Baad Rony Laga.

    Banta:
    Q Ro Rahy Ho.?

    Santa: Unho Ny Blood Test K Liye Ungli Kati.

    Banta Bhi Rony Laga.

    Santa: Tun Kyun Ro Rahy Ho??

    Banta: Me Urine Test K Liye Aya Hun.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Chewntiyan
    Santa:
    2 Chewntiyan Derwazy K Neechy Se Ja Rahi Thin.
    Ek Chali Gai Dusri Na Ja Saki.
    Batao Q.???

    Banta:
    Mujhy Nahi Pata.

    Santa:
    QK Ek Ny Sandal Pehni Hui Thi.. :-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Jhooti Kahin Ki
    Santa: Tumhen Tina Yaad Hai Jo
    Mujh Se Kehti Thi K Me
    Tumhare Baghair Mar Jaungi.

    Banta: Oh Kiya Wo Mar Gai.??

    Santa: Nahi Yaar,
    Wo Abhi Tak Zinda Hai.
    Saali Jhooti Kahin Ki.. :-(

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Chilled Red Wine
    Santa Banta Ny Ek Raat Ek Bank Ko Loota.
    Wahan Per Unho Ny
    Chilled Red Wine Ki Bottles
    Dekhin..
    Unho Ny Khush Ho Ker Wine Pi,
    Cash Loota Aur Chaly Gaye..
    .
    Subha Akhbar Me
    Breaking News Dekhi To
    Dono Behosh Ho Gaye..
    .
    .
    .
    .
    "Kal Raat BLOOD BANK Me Daketi Ho Gai" :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Purani Aadat
    Santa: Jab Se Tum Meri
    Zindgi Me Aai Ho Tab Se
    Meri Cigarette Aur Paan
    Ki Aadat Chhut Gai Hai.

    Girlfriend: Sachi..
    Tum Mujh Se Itna Piyar Kerty Ho. ?

    Santa:
    Kamini Tere Chakkar Me Ab
    Mere Pass Kuch Khridny K Liye
    Paise Hi Nahi Bachty.. :-( :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi Shuda Murgi
    Santa:
    Shadi Shuda Murgi jab
    Mathe par Teeka(Sindoor) lagati hai,
    Usey kiya kahte hen ??
    .
    .
    Banta: Chicken Tikka :-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Wife K Aansu
    Santa: Yaar Maa K Aansu Aur Wife K Aansu Me Kiya Farq Hai.??

    Banta:
    Maa K Aansu Dil Per Asar Kerty Hen

    Aur

    Wife K Aansu Jaib Per Asar Kerty Hen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sab Se Pehly
    Santa Ny Doctor Ko Phone Kiya:
    Doctor Saab, Mere Bachy Ko
    Current Lag Gaya Hai, Kiya Kerun??

    Doctor: Sab Se Pehly Aap To Aap
    Shuker Karen K Aap K Ghar Light Hai,
    Us K Baad Mera Mobile Charge Ker Den.. :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Tu Pagal hai kya
    Santa: Pareshan Q Lag rahy ho??
    Banta: Haan Yaar Tabiyat Kharab hai, Dil Me Takleef Hai.
    .
    Santa: Doctor ko dikhaya ?
    Banta: Dr. Khan ko Dikhane ja raha hun.
    .
    Santa: Dr. Khan to Dimag ka Doctor hai.
    Banta: Haan Yaar Meri Bimari Wohi Theek karega.
    .
    Santa: Tu Pagal hai kya?
    Heart ki Bimari k liye Paglon
    k Doctor ko Q Dikha raha hai?
    .
    Banta: Arey Tune Nahi Suna,
    "Dil To Pagal Hai" :-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Tu Pagal hai kya
    Santa: Pareshan Q Lag rahy ho??
    Banta: Haan Yaar Tabiyat Kharab hai, Dil Me Takleef Hai.
    .
    Santa: Doctor ko dikhaya ?
    Banta: Dr. Khan ko Dikhane ja raha hun.
    .
    Santa: Dr. Khan to Dimag ka Doctor hai.
    Banta: Haan Yaar Meri Bimari Wohi Theek karega.
    .
    Santa: Tu Pagal hai kya?
    Heart ki Bimari k liye Paglon
    k Doctor ko Q Dikha raha hai?
    .
    Banta: Arey Tune Nahi Suna,
    "Dil To Pagal Hai" :-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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