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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Ye Pyar Kab hota hai
    Santa: Ye Pyar Kab hota hai.?

    Banta: Jab Time Kharab chal raha ho,
    Rahu, Ketu or Shani ki disha kharab ho,
    Aapka Mangal kamzor ho,
    Aur Bhagwan Maze lene k Mood me ho.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Chhota Medal Tumhe
    Santa: Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
    Banta: Gaane K Liye.
    .
    Santa: Aur Ye Bada Wala?
    Banta: Apna Gaana Band Krne K Liye.. :-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • I AM LAUGHING
    SANTA TO BANTA :
    WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ?
    .
    BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS
    I AM VERY HAPPY.
    .
    SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ?
    .
    BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING.
    HA HA HA HA HA HA.. ;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sharmindgi
    Bnta to Santa: Yaar Kal Mujhy Bohat Sharmindgi Hui.

    Santa: Wo Kiyun??

    Santa: Kal Me Bus
    me Safar kr rha tha..
    Mere Pait
    me jabardast Gas ban gyi..
    Itteffak se Gana jor se Baj rha
    tha..
    .
    Aur Mokey ka fayda uthate hue
    Mene v bade smartly trick se
    Gaane ki dhun me dhun milate
    hue releas kr di..
    .
    Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..
    jab Me utarne lage to
    dekha sab Mujhy Ghoor rhe hen,
    Aur achanak Mujhy yaad aaya k..
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Gana to Mene Headphone per
    Chalaya tha.. :-0 ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Ne Bus Me
    Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

    Ladki: Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

    Santa: Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hun.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Santa in KBC
    Santa in KBC..
    .
    Ques:
    Videsh jane wali Pehli Bhartiya
    Mahila Kaun thi..?
    .
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    .
    .
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    Santa- Sitaji..!
    (Ravan k sath Srilanka) :-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Long Time
    Santa Singh met with Banta after many Months..
    .
    Santa to Banta:
    A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
    .
    Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab?
    .
    Santa : Arre Yaar,
    I Mean To Say,
    Long Time No C.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Prepaid Connection Over Postpaid
    Santa: Why Do U Prefer Prepaid Connection Over Postpaid?
    .
    Banta: Prepaid Me Bahut Faida Hai..
    Isme Call K Baad Bill Badhne K Bajaye Kam Hota Hai. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Sharam ki Baat hai
    Santa:
    Tere Papa Doctor hen,
    aur Tu Bimar ho gaya! Sharam ki Baat hai.
    .
    .
    Banta: Sharam ki Baat to ye hai
    K Tere Papa Condom Bechte hen
    Aur Tu phir v Paida ho gaya.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Karhi-Chawal
    Santa Karhi-Chawal Kha Raha Tha.

    Khate-Khate 1 Makkhi Khane Pe Bethne Lagi.

    Santa Use Urate Huwe Bola:
    Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai
    Jo Tu Samjh Rahi Hai... ;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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