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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Swimming Not Allowed
    Officer Santa:
    Madam Is Jheel Me Swimming Kerna Mana Hai.

    Lady: Magar Tum Ny Mujhy
    Ye Baat Us Waqt Q Nahi Batai
    Jab Me Kapray Utaar Rahi Thi??

    Santa: QK Madam Yahan Sirf Swimming Kerna Mana Hai.. ;-p :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Step K Number
    Santa Math ke Paper me Dance kar raha tha..

    Kisi ne pucha:
    Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
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    Santa: Yaar Mere Teacher ne
    kaha tha ke her Step ke no. Hote hen.. :-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Toilet Me Gana
    Santa Toilet Me Gana Ga Raha Tha:
    "Kudiyan Nu Thag Le,
    Kudiyan Nu Thag Le.."

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    Bivi Chiila Ker Boli:
    "Kamine Pehle Tu Theek se Hagg Le.. ;-) ;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Banta Apni Beti K Kamry Me
    Banta Apni Beti K Kamry Me Gaya To
    Usay Wahan Cigarette Mili,
    Wo Bohat Pareshan Hua..

    Agly Din Gaya To Usay
    Sharab Ki Bottle Mili,
    Wo Aur Zyada Pareshan Ho Gaya..

    Phir Us K Uglay Din Jab Wo
    Kamray Me Gaya To Usay Wahan
    Ek Larka Dikha,

    Banta Khush Ho Ker Bola:
    Shuker Hai Wo Sab Is Larky Ka Tha.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Keera
    Santa Class Me Shararten Ker Raha Tha..

    Teacher: Tum Amrood Bohat Khaty Ho Gy??

    Santa: Haan Ji, Magar Aapko Kese Pata??

    Teacher: Tumhary Ander K Keeray Ko Dekh Ker.. ;-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Musibat k Waqt
    Santa To Boss:
    Sir Meri Patni Mere sath Bahar
    jana chahti hai,,
    Chhutti chahiye..
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    Boss : Chhutti Nahi Milegi.
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    Santa: Thank U Sir ji..?
    Me janta tha Musibat k Waqt Aap hi Kaam Aaynge.. ;-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Maar Do
    Banta: Yaar Mujhy Mere Padosi Ny Bohat Pareshan Kiya Hua Hai,
    Her Waqt Kuch Na Kuch Mangta Rehta Hai..

    Santa: Usey Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Maar Do
    Aur Sui Is Ke Side Me Rakh Dena..
    Police Samjhegi,
    Sui-Side Ka Case Hai.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • BALANCE Check Ker Do
    Ek Boorhay Admi Ny ATM K Pass Kharay Santa Se Kaha:
    "Beta Mera BALANCE Check Ker Do."

    Santa Ny Us Ko Dhakka Mara,
    Boorha Admi Gir Gaya.

    Santa Bola:
    "Baba Ji, Aap Ka BALANCE Kharab Hai.." ;-) :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ye Wala Thaan Kitny Me
    Santa Kapra Khareed Raha Tha..

    Santa: Ye Wala Thaan Kitny Me Hai??

    Dukandar: 2000 Ka

    Santa: Nahi Bhai 1500 Me De Do.

    Dukandar: Janab 1500 Ka To Ghar Me Parta Hai..

    Santa: Acha To Phir Ghar Ka Pata Bata Do.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Parhny Ka Shoq
    Santa: Suna Hai Tumhary Bete Ko Parhny Ka Bohat Shoq Hai??

    Banta: Haan Yaar, Isi Liye Wo Her Class Me 2 Saal Lagata Hai.. ;-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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