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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Truck Driver
    Banta: Tum Truck Dekhkar Darte Kyo Ho?
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    Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhag Gaya tha,
    Darr Hai Wo Wapas Na Aa Jaye.. ;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Sports Shoes
    A Man 2 Santa:
    Aao ji Chess khelen.


    Santa:
    Tu Chal, Me Sports Shoes Pehen kar aya..;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Mobile Me Lock Bhi Hai
    Santa Ek Mobile Bechane Wale Se
    Larai Kar Raha Tha.

    Logon Ne Puchha Kya Huva??

    Santa: Mene Mobile Kharida To Bola Tha
    Mobile Me Lock Bhi Hai,
    Ab Ye Tala, Chhabi Kuch Nahi De Raha.. ;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ganja Admi
    Santa: Ek Aadmi Ganja Hai
    Phir Bhi Saloon Jata Hai ?

    Banta: Kiyun ?

    Santa: Q K,

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    Wo Saloon Ka Maalik Hai..;-p
    Hahhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Aamlet
    Santa Aamlet bana raha tha.
    Usne Anda tora to Anda khali nikla.!
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    Santa Heran hokar bola:
    Ghhor kalyug hai,
    Murghiyan Bhi Abortion karwane lagi hen..;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Can I ask u a question
    Santa: Can I ask u a question..

    Banta: You just did.

    Santa: Okay,
    Well can I ask you another question.

    Banta: You just did it again...;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Afsos
    Banta: Ek white colour ka cöndöm dena.
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    Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
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    Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai,
    Afsos karne jaana hai...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Butterfly
    Q: Why did Santa Throw the Butter out of the Window?
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    A: He Wanted to See Butterfly..;-) ;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Dushmano ki Taangain
    Santa:
    Mere Dada ne 1857 ki Jang me
    Dushmano ki Taangain tak Kaat di thin..
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    Dost:
    Gardenain Q nai kati?
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    Sardar:
    Wo pehly he kati pari thin...;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Santa was Smoking
    Santa was Smoking front of His Father.

    Mom:
    Oye Papa ke samne Smoking kr rha hai?
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    Santa:
    BAAP hi to hai,
    konsa Patrol Pump hai jo Aag pakad lega..;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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