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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Santa Asked Sardarji
    Santa Asked Sardarji: Why Manmohan
    Singh Goes Walking at Evening Not
    In The Morning??

    Sardarji: "Arey Bhai Manmohan is PM not AM." :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Meethi Zuban
    Santa: Yaar Tum Her Waqt Sugar
    Kyun Khaty Rehty Ho.?

    Banta: "Meri Teacher Kehti Hen k
    Aapki Shakal Jesi Bhi Ho,
    Zuban Hamesha Meethi Honi Chahiye" :-D

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • CALL GIRL OF THE YEAR
    Santa: Le Mithai Kha,
    Meri Bivi Ko Call Center
    me Award Mila Hai..

    Banta: Kiya Award Mila Hai??

    Santa: Wo Waha ki Best
    "BEST CALL GIRL OF THE YEAR"
    Chuni Gai Hai.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Same As Above
    Santa Apny Room Ko Paint Ker Raha Tha..

    Us Ny Chhat Ko Paint Ker K
    Diwaron Per Likh Diya;
    "Same As Above" :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Film Ka Naam
    Santa: Kal Raat 3 Ghante Tak
    English Picture Ki CD Dekhi,
    Magar Na Koi Tasveer Thi Aur
    Na Hi Koi Awaz..

    Banta: Film Ka Naam Kiya Tha Re??

    Santa:
    "PLEASE INSERT THE DISC" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Raat k Waqt
    Santa: Yaar ye Sciendan sahi kehty hen k Raat ko Dunya Gol Ghoom rahi hoti hai.

    Banta: Haan Yar Sahi kehty hen.
    Santa: Leken Hamen Pata Q nahi chalta?

    Banta: Pagal Raat Ko Hum Andhery Me So Jo Rahy Hoty Hen To Pata Kese Chaly Ga..

    Hahhaha


  By: salman   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • A Loan & Alone
    Santa:
    I Am Looking for A Bank Which Can Perform Two Things For Me..
    .
    .
    Banta:
    Which Things.??
    .
    .
    .
    Santa:
    Give me A Loan.,
    And
    Then Leave me Alone.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Jaan Bacha Ker
    Santa Afsurda Betha Hua Tha..

    Banta: Kiya Hua.?

    Santa: Kal Meny Ek Larki Ko
    Kaha K Me Aapke Piyar
    Me Pagal Hun To Us Ny
    2 Banday Bula Liye Mujhy
    Pagal Khany Pohchany K Liye.
    Bari Mushkil Se Jaan Bacha
    Ker Bhaga Hun.. :-( :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Sapna
    Dost: Yaar "Sapna" Kiya Hota Hai.??

    Santa: Abay Pehly Tu Apni Grammer Theek Ker.
    Sapna Hota Nahi Hoti Hai Aur
    Meri Class Me Hoti Hai
    Aur Bohat Hi Sexy Hoti Hai. :-D ;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Tharki Santa
    Tharki Santa:
    I Want To Kiss Uuu..

    Larki Ghusse Se:
    Tameez Se Baat Kero.

    Tharki Santa:
    OK, Uper Wale Ki Azeem
    Kirpa Se, Qudrat Khubsurti
    Se BHari Hui Sundar Naari..
    Ye Saaf Dil Wala Tharki Pappu
    Tumhary Laal Lall Honton Pe
    Chumma Lena Chahta Hai.. :-)
    ,
    Chal Ab Jaldi Se Chumma De De
    QK Is Se Ziyada Tameez Se
    Me Baat Nahi Ker Sakta.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Santa Banta Jokes  Send To Mobile
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