Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Day
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Aye Maah-e-Ramzan Ahista Chal ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
Aye Maah-e-Ramzan Ahista Chal
Abhi Khasa Qarz Chukana Hai.
Kuch Khuwab Hain Jinko Likhna Hai
Aur Tabeeron Ko Pana Hai.
Kuch Log Hain Ujray Dil Waly
Un Sab Main Pyaar Basana hai.
Aur Khizan Raseeda Angan Main
Ab Aman Ka Beej Lagana Hai.
Kuch Tauba Karni Baaqi hai
Aur RAB Ko Humain Manana Hai.
Aye Maah-e-Ramzan Ahista Chal
Abhi Khasa Qarz Chukana Hai.
Category: Ramadan Day SMS
By: Wasiq Ansari
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Kisne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe 5 Rupee Kam Kar Do? ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
GHUROOR KA SAR NEECHA
Ek Dafa Ka Zikar hai
Ek Badshah ne Ailaan Karaya ke me Dunya ke Sab Raaz Janta Hon
Aur sb se Ziyada Aqalmand hn
Aur Jo koi Khud ko Mujh se zyada zahin Samjhta Hai,
Mai Uska Sir Qalam Kara Donga.
Ye Takabbur Dekh kar Wazir ki 10 Saal ki Beti ko Bohot Ghussa Aaya,
Usne kaha:
Agar Tum Sab Kuch Jantay ho to Zara ye Batao K
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Kisne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe 5 Rupee Kam Kar Do? :-)
Category: Current Affairs SMS
By: Dapper
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Rozaydaar Ka Maqaam ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
Namazi,
Haaji,
Muttaqi Parehzgaar
Her Naik Amal Karne Wala
Jannat Ka Muntazir,
Aur Jannat?
ROZEDAR Ki Muntazir
Kitna Azeem Maqam Hai Rozey Ka.
Category: Ramadan Day SMS
By: musarat
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Floody Love: Mujhpe Kitna Trust Hai ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
Floody Love:
Girl: Jaan Tumhain Mujh Per Kitna Trust Hai?
Boy: Sach Bataon???
Girl: Haan.
Boy: 11 Lack Cusec. :-)
Category: Boys vs Girls SMS
By: Master Mind
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Sailaab Zadgaan Ki Imdad K Liye ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
Sailaab Zadgaan Ki Imdad K Liye
Aap Wazire-Azam K Relief Fund Main Atiyaat Jama Karaiye...
Apny Mobile se
"MAAL KHAPAY" Likhe Kar 420 Per Send Kar Den.
Iske Charges Rs.20 + Tax Hain.
Jis mai Se Rs.2 Imdad K Hongy & Baqi Sadar Aur Wazir-e-Azam K Hongy.
Ab Woh Kis Tarah Aapas Main Taqseem Karte Hain
Woh Aapka Masla Nahi Hai.
Teri Meherbani. :-)
Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
By: Dapper
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Chappal K Mun Wali Ko Chamaat ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
Breaking News:
Pak Betting Scandal Mai Pakre Jany Waly Mazhar Majeed Ne Investigation K Doran bataya Hai K,
Unho Ne Amir & Asif Ko No-Balls Karne Ko Kaha Tha.
Aur Aisa He Hua.
Iske Baad Unho Ne Is Ramzan K Sab Se Baray
Raaz Ko Benaqaab Karte Huiye Bataya K
Maine He Pepsi Pe 5 Rupee Kam Karne Ko Bola Tha,
Aur Aisa He Hua. :-P
Ab Agar Dubara Woh Chappal K Mun Wali Puchay to Chamaat Dena Saali Ko.
Category: Current Affairs SMS
By: Fuzail
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Kis ne Kaha Tha Pepsi Pe ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
Arz Kiya Hai:
Tang Karo itna k Sab Khatam Kardo,
Khushiya Manao itni k Udham Kardo,
Jo chahe Le lo Mujh se Bas Itna Bata Do,
Kis ne Kaha Tha Pepsi Pe 5 Rupee Kam Kardo?
Category: Current Affairs SMS
By: Sumbul
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500 ka Load Karwaon Ga ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
Challange 4 All:
Ye Kam Koi B Nahi Kar Sakta
Agar Kar Lay To I Promise.
Mai Usky Number Par 500 ka Load Karwaon Ga.
Wo Kam Hai
Mery Number Pay 1000 Ka Load Karwa Do. :-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Funtoosh
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PEPSI pe 5 Rupee Kam Kardo? ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
Tum Beshak Meri Aankh Apni Yaad Se Naam Kardo
Khushe Rakhlo meray Nam ye Gham Kardo
Magar Itna Bata Do
Kis Nay Kaha Tha
PEPSI pe 5 Rupee Kam Kardo?
Category: Current Affairs SMS
By: Broad Caster
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Pepsi Pe 5 Rupy Kam Kardo? ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
Ab To Khajoor Tak Se Roza Kholna Mushkil Hai
Aaj Kal Ki Mehngai Se.
Faraz...
Aur Woh Chappal K Mun Wali Kehti Hai.
Kisne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe 5 Rupay Kam Kardo?
Category: Current Affairs SMS
By: Jasper
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Pakistan Main Govt Ki Behisi ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
Pakistan Main Govt Ki Be-Hisi Ki Aik Aur Misaal.
Aik Mazloom Aurat Rozana Subah Shaam Sawal Karti Hai
Aur Koi Bhi Uska Jawab Nahi Deta.
K...
Kis Ne Kaha Tha K, Pepsi Per 5 Rupey Kam Kar Do???
Category: Current Affairs SMS
By: Ariese Ansari
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Pepsi Per 5 Rupy Kam Kar do? ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
IQ Test:
This Question Was once asked in
Admission Test of Oxford University!
Its a Open Challenge to You...
Kisne Kaha Tha Pepsi Pe 5 Rupay Kam Kardo?
Category: Current Affairs SMS
By: Sumbul
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5 Rupay Kam Karne Ki Zummedaari ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
HEADLINES...
Pepsi pe 5 Rupay Kam Karne Ki Zummedaari
Talibaan Ne Qabool Kar Li Hai.
Rehman Malik.
Category: Current Affairs SMS
By: Ariese Ansari
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Pepsi Pe 5 Rs Kam Kardo ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
Oye Pata Lag Gaya Kisne Kaha Tha Pepsi Pe 5 Rs Kam Kardo...
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Mr.Ikram Sadiq,
Marketing Director of Pepsi & Co in Pakistan. :-)
Category: Current Affairs SMS
By: Dapper
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To Kisne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
Par Gaye Hain Jootay Z@ardari Ko Bhai :-( :-(
To Kisne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe 5 Rupay Kam Kar Do? :-0
Category: Current Affairs SMS
By: Dapper
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Pepsi Pe 5 Rupay Kam Kardo? ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
Bukhar Hua Mujhe, Maine Baba Se Kaha Mujhpe Dum Kardo.
Wah Wah
Bukhar Hua Mujhe, Maine Baba Se Kaha Mujhpe Dum Kardo.
Baba Bolay Pehle Ye Bata
Kisne Kaha Tha Pepsi Pe 5 Rupay Kam Kardo?
Category: Current Affairs SMS
By: Master Mind
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Mah-e-Ramzan Mein Mangna ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
Mah-e-Ramzan Mein.
Apni Duaon K Khas Lamhat Me
2 Jahan Ki Afiyat Mangna,
Dozakh Se Nijaat Mangna,
Rizq-E-Halal
Husn-E-Akhlaq Mangna,
Ishq-E-Rasool
Shukar Karne Wali Zaban
Aur
Sabar Karne Wala Dil Mangna.
Category: Ramadan Day SMS
By: musarat
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Rozay Main Bhool Kar ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
Hadees:
Jo Rozedar bhool ker agar kuch Kha-Pee ley.
To ussy chahiye k wo apna Roza pora kare Q K usy ALLAH ne Khilaya Pilaya hai.
(Sahi Bukhari Kitabu Saum:1894)
Category: Ramadan Day SMS
By: musarat
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10 Days Remaining of Ramzan ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
10 Days Remaining.
Aap Zara Soche'n k Us k Baad Kia Hoga?
Masajid Ho Jaye'n Gi Veeran
Almaario'n Mein Band Ho Jaye'n Ge Qura'an
Azaad Ho Jaye Ga Shaitan
Phir Gunaho'n Mein Doob Jaye Ga Har Insaan
Dilo'n k Zang Duur Kr De YA REHMAN
Hum Reh Gaye Hyn Sirf RAMAZAN k MUSALMAN.
Category: Ramadan Day SMS
By: musarat
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Aik Ehem Sawal Ka Jawab Do ( Saturday, August 28, 2010 )
Aik Ehem Sawal:
Jo Koib Bhi Is Aasan Se Sawal Ka Jawab De Ga Usay 5000 Milengy.
Its Easy Question.
Question Ye Hai K...
Kisne Kaha Tha PEPSI Pe 5 Rupay Kam Kar Do? :-)
Category: Current Affairs SMS
By: Master Mind
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