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Sahi Lafz
Bivi: Sahi Lafz Jahannum Hai Ya Jahannam??
Shoher: Tum Sirf Jany Se Matlab Rakho,
Zair, Zabar, Pesh Se Nahi.. :-D
Note:- Bivi 2 Din Se Apny Shoher Ko Talash Ker Rahi Hai,
Ittela Deny Wale Ko Inaam Diya Jaye Ga..
Shukriya.. :-D
Hahhahaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Husnain Nawaz
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So Ja Mere Yaar
200 Kamron Ka Mahal Ho
Aur Motiyon Se Saja Darbar..
Income Ho Lakhon Me Aur
100 Mercedes Cars..
Sab Sapno Me Hi Mil Sakta Hai,
Is Liye Jagna Hai Bekaar..
Bas Ab So Ja Mere Yaar.. :-D
Hhahahaha
Good Night..
Category: Good Night SMS By: Naghma Khan
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Loose Motion
4 Guys In Examination Hall..
1 From HARVARD University.
2 From TEXAS Uni..
3 From OXFORD Uni..
And 4 Sardar From PUNJAB Uni..
Question Is "What Is The Fastest Thing In The World?"
OXFORD Guy Answered: Light.
HARVARD Answered: Thought.
TEXAS Answered: Blink Of An Eye.
But Sardar Answered: Its Loose Motion.
Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying In My Bed And
Before I Could Blink, Think Or Turn On The Light,
,
It Was Over.. :-D
Hahhahaa
Category: Student SMS Jokes By: Naghma Khan
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FLIRTY HUSBAND
((FLIRTY HUSBAND))
Me To Shoher Hun Kisi Aur Ka Mujhy Maarti Koi Aur Hai..
Me Bulata Hun Kisi Aur Ko To Pukarti Koi Aur Hai..
Mere Ghar Me Hai Jo Nikah Me Mere Sath Wali Hai Chah Me,,
Meri Daal Mere Hi Ghar Me Hai To Bagharti Koi Aur Hai..
Hai Ajab Tarha Ki Ye Zindagi Kabhi Dosti Kabhi Dushmani,,
Mujhy Shawl Wo To Pehnati Hai To Utarti Koi Aur Hai..
Me Pareshan Ek K Ghar Raha To Pasheman Ek K Ghar Raha,,
Mere Baal Ek Hai Bigarti To Sanwarti Koi Aur Hai.. :-D
Hhahaha
Category: Mazahiya Shayari By: Naghma Khan
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Sahi Hisab
NADRA Officer Aurat Se: Aap Apni Aur Apny Shoher Ki Umar Bataen?
Aurat: Meri Shadi K Waqt Meri Umar
18 Saal Aur Mere Shoher Ki Umar 25 Saal Thi.
Aaj Mere Shoher Ki Umar Double Yaani 50 Saal Aur
Meri Umar Isi Hisab Se 36 Saal Hai..
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Suna Hai K NADRA Officer Abhi Tak Comay Me Hai.. :-D
Hhahahaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Haya Ali
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Jummay Ki Fazilat
Jummay Ki Fazilat..
Jumma Momin K Liye EID Ka Din Hai..
Jummay K Din Jahannum Ki Aag Nahi Jalai Jati..
Jummay Ki Raat Dozakh K Derwazy Nahi Khulty..
Jummay K Din Ghusal Ek Hafty K Gunahon Ka Kaffara Hai..
Jummay K Din Naakhun Tarashna Beemari Se Hifazat Hai..
Jummay K Din Durood Paak Se Behtar Koi Zikr Nahi..
SubhanAlllah..
Jumma Mubarak..
Category: Good Morning SMS By: Naila Soomro
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