Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Day
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Protect
A knife did not kill Hazrat Ismaeel.
The fire did not burn Hazrat Ibrahim.
A whale did not eat Hazrat Younus.
The sea did not drawn Hazrat Musa.
So,
BE WITH ALLAH.
AND ALLAH WILL PROTECT YOU.
Category: Islamic SMS
By: Rabia Naz
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Chaand
Aaj kal log un k peechay chal rahy hen,
jo chaand per pohanch gaye,
Haalanky kamyabi Us Azeem Hasti ki Itbaa kerny
me hai jis ny ungli k isharay se
Chaand k do tukray ker diye thy.
Mohammad (S.A.W.W)
Category: Islamic SMS
By: Rabia Naz
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Ab ki baar
Ab ki baar agar wo mila to poochen gy us ki
Aankhon se,,,
K kis ko abaad kiya hai, hamen barbaad
kerny k baad...!!
Category: Sad Poetry SMS
By: Rabia Naz
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shair
zama da gul pa rang haista da wafa dak malgaro
zan da yahnai na bach satai charta baaja mo na ki.
Category: Miscellaneous SMS
By: osama
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Usay Kehna
---- Ghazal -----
"Usay Kehna"
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Chalo!
Na kehna.
Mera chakkar lagay ga to
me khud hi keh doon ga....;-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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Sheesha
MaShaAllah MaShaAllah
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Kuch nahi, Tusi apna kaam kero,
Wo meri nazar achanak sheeshay te py gai c....:-p
Category: Self Praising SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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Tum loat aao na
Suno December..!
Tum loat aao na....
Maana k tum Nahanay nahi detay..
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Per ye January to Muon bhi
nahi dhonay deta....:-p
Hahahaha
Category: Mazahiya Shayari
By: Sumaira Malik
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Ehsaan
Mujh per ek Ehsaan kerna....!!
<(=,=)>
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Neend aa rahi hai...!
Pereshaan na kerna...:-)
GOOD NIGHT
Category: Good Night SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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From Pk
Aaj kal weather pura Lul hoi gava hai,
bole to,
sasura kabhao garam lagat hai to
kabhao thanda,
kono firki le raha hai ham logan ka.
Ee wrong number hai.
Ee gola per mosam ka kono bharosa nai,
Ek to ee thand, uper se ee barish!
ham to confujwa gava hai ki sweater pehana
ya raincoat....:-p
From Pk
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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Masaajid weeran ker k
Masaajid weeran ker k wo Bazar saja rahy hen,
Is quom k nojawan Sunnat bhula rahy hen,
Jis Nabi ko na-pasand thy ye shor sharaaby,
Usi Zaat ka dhol k sath jashan mana rahy hen,
Kab Sahaaba ny lagaaye thy bazaaron me dere?
Jashn'e Nabi ki aar me sab Biddat phela rahy hen.
Waqt'e Nazaa bhi Nabi ko thi Ummat ki namaz ki fikr,
Aaj wo log namaz ganwa ker jashan mana rahy hen.
Rasool e Paak ki Sunnat ka daaman chhor ker,
Q log Sawab ki aar me Gunah kama rahy hen???
Category: Islamic SMS
By: Naghma Khan
