Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Day
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Jis ko bhi dekha hai
Jis ko bhi dekha hai
roty huwy dekha hai
Ye mohabbat kisi tissue
company ki saazish to nhi..:-)
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Check ker yaar.....
Category: Mazahiya Shayari
By: Raheel Ahmed
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Baap se bhi milti hen to
Baap se bhi milti hen to,
shoher se pooch ker...
Betiyan jab rukhsat hoti hen to,
haqdaar badal jata hai....
Dedicated to all Princes of
BABA JANI...:-(
Category: Sad Poetry SMS
By: Raheel Ahmed
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Mere paas aa tujhe mohabat karna sikha dun
Mere paas aa tujhe mohabat karna sikha dun.
tujhe itna pyar karu teri ulfat ko hara dun
tere badan pe apne honton ke nishan saja dun
teri masti mai apni hasti mita dun
tere honto pe apne hont rakh kar apni pyas bujha dun
tujhe bahon me le kar dunya bhula dun
Mere pas aa tujhe mohabat krna sekha dun
Category: Urdu Love SMS
By: Raheel Ahmed
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Fakeer darwaze par
Fakeer darwaze par;
AMA tere 7tan putran di kher.
Andar se awaz aai,
8wen ne teri paen chuki A.
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Raheel Ahmed
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While we were walking
While we were walking, we were watching window washers
Wash Washington"s windows with warm washing water.
Category: Tongue Twister SMS
By: Raheel Ahmed
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You
You"ve no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light"s light"s a slight light,
And tonight"s a night that"s light.
When a night"s light, like tonight"s light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight
Category: Tongue Twister SMS
By: Raheel Ahmed
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3 Cheezain 1 Jaga Parwarish Pati Hain
3 Cheezain 1 Jaga Parwarish Pati Hain
1-PHOOL
2-Kantay
3-Khushbu
3 Cheezain Her 1 Ko Milti Hain
1-Khushi
2-Gham
3-Mout
3 Cheezain Her 1 Ki Juda Hoti hain.
Surat
Seerat
Qismat
3 cheezon ko kabhi chota mat smjhna.
1-Karz
2-Farz
3-Marz
3 cheezain kabhi na thukrao.
1-khuloos
2-Tohfa
3-Muhabbat "
Category: Miscellaneous SMS
By: Saba Qureshi
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1 pathan fauj mai brti hua
1 pathan fauj mai brti hua,
2 din bad jang shuru hogai.
Pathan ki topi pr goli lagi,
pathan hathyar phaink k bhag gya
Or bola
"Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi hai.
Category: Pathan Jokes
By: Saba Qureshi
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We love our-self
We love our-self even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true!
So make habit of FORGIVING.
Category: Motivational Quotes
By: Saba Qureshi
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Roz subah jab men apni ankhen kholun to
Roz subah jab men apni ankhen kholun to.
khuda se yehi dua mangun.
mile har kisi ko dost ap jesa
sirf muj per hi ye
AZAAB kaisa...
Category: Text Insults
By: Saba Qureshi
