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Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Day

  • Aye Maah-e-Ramzan Ahista Chal ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    Aye Maah-e-Ramzan Ahista Chal
    Abhi Khasa Qarz Chukana Hai.

    Kuch Khuwab Hain Jinko Likhna Hai
    Aur Tabeeron Ko Pana Hai.

    Kuch Log Hain Ujray Dil Waly
    Un Sab Main Pyaar Basana hai.

    Aur Khizan Raseeda Angan Main
    Ab Aman Ka Beej Lagana Hai.

    Kuch Tauba Karni Baaqi hai
    Aur RAB Ko Humain Manana Hai.

    Aye Maah-e-Ramzan Ahista Chal
    Abhi Khasa Qarz Chukana Hai.

    Category:

    Ramadan Day SMS

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  • Kisne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe 5 Rupee Kam Kar Do? ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    GHUROOR KA SAR NEECHA

    Ek Dafa Ka Zikar hai
    Ek Badshah ne Ailaan Karaya ke me Dunya ke Sab Raaz Janta Hon
    Aur sb se Ziyada Aqalmand hn
    Aur Jo koi Khud ko Mujh se zyada zahin Samjhta Hai,
    Mai Uska Sir Qalam Kara Donga.

    Ye Takabbur Dekh kar Wazir ki 10 Saal ki Beti ko Bohot Ghussa Aaya,
    Usne kaha:

    Agar Tum Sab Kuch Jantay ho to Zara ye Batao K

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    Kisne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe 5 Rupee Kam Kar Do? :-)

    Category:

    Current Affairs SMS

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Latest Funny SMS

  • Rozaydaar Ka Maqaam ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    Namazi,

    Haaji,

    Muttaqi Parehzgaar

    Her Naik Amal Karne Wala
    Jannat Ka Muntazir,

    Aur Jannat?



    ROZEDAR Ki Muntazir

    Kitna Azeem Maqam Hai Rozey Ka.

    Category:

    Ramadan Day SMS

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  • Floody Love: Mujhpe Kitna Trust Hai ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    Floody Love:


    Girl: Jaan Tumhain Mujh Per Kitna Trust Hai?


    Boy: Sach Bataon???

    Girl: Haan.

    Boy: 11 Lack Cusec. :-)

    Category:

    Boys vs Girls SMS

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  • Sailaab Zadgaan Ki Imdad K Liye ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    Sailaab Zadgaan Ki Imdad K Liye
    Aap Wazire-Azam K Relief Fund Main Atiyaat Jama Karaiye...

    Apny Mobile se
    "MAAL KHAPAY" Likhe Kar 420 Per Send Kar Den.

    Iske Charges Rs.20 + Tax Hain.
    Jis mai Se Rs.2 Imdad K Hongy & Baqi Sadar Aur Wazir-e-Azam K Hongy.

    Ab Woh Kis Tarah Aapas Main Taqseem Karte Hain
    Woh Aapka Masla Nahi Hai.
    Teri Meherbani. :-)

    Category:

    Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS

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  • Chappal K Mun Wali Ko Chamaat ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    Breaking News:

    Pak Betting Scandal Mai Pakre Jany Waly Mazhar Majeed Ne Investigation K Doran bataya Hai K,

    Unho Ne Amir & Asif Ko No-Balls Karne Ko Kaha Tha.
    Aur Aisa He Hua.

    Iske Baad Unho Ne Is Ramzan K Sab Se Baray
    Raaz Ko Benaqaab Karte Huiye Bataya K

    Maine He Pepsi Pe 5 Rupee Kam Karne Ko Bola Tha,
    Aur Aisa He Hua. :-P

    Ab Agar Dubara Woh Chappal K Mun Wali Puchay to Chamaat Dena Saali Ko.

    Category:

    Current Affairs SMS

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  • Kis ne Kaha Tha Pepsi Pe ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    Arz Kiya Hai:

    Tang Karo itna k Sab Khatam Kardo,

    Khushiya Manao itni k Udham Kardo,

    Jo chahe Le lo Mujh se Bas Itna Bata Do,


    Kis ne Kaha Tha Pepsi Pe 5 Rupee Kam Kardo?

    Category:

    Current Affairs SMS

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  • 500 ka Load Karwaon Ga ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    Challange 4 All:
    Ye Kam Koi B Nahi Kar Sakta

    Agar Kar Lay To I Promise.
    Mai Usky Number Par 500 ka Load Karwaon Ga.

    Wo Kam Hai


    Mery Number Pay 1000 Ka Load Karwa Do. :-)

    Category:

    Urdu Funny SMS

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  • Market Kab Se Jana Hai? ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    ( '..' )
    <) (> O Bhai
    / \ Baat Sun!


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    Market Kab Se Jana Hai Bachiyan Taarny? :-)

    Category:

    Eid Mubarak SMS

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  • PEPSI pe 5 Rupee Kam Kardo? ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    Tum Beshak Meri Aankh Apni Yaad Se Naam Kardo

    Khushe Rakhlo meray Nam ye Gham Kardo

    Magar Itna Bata Do




    Kis Nay Kaha Tha
    PEPSI pe 5 Rupee Kam Kardo?

    Category:

    Current Affairs SMS

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  • Pepsi Pe 5 Rupy Kam Kardo? ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    Ab To Khajoor Tak Se Roza Kholna Mushkil Hai
    Aaj Kal Ki Mehngai Se.

    Faraz...


    Aur Woh Chappal K Mun Wali Kehti Hai.


    Kisne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe 5 Rupay Kam Kardo?

    Category:

    Current Affairs SMS

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  • Pakistan Main Govt Ki Behisi ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    Pakistan Main Govt Ki Be-Hisi Ki Aik Aur Misaal.

    Aik Mazloom Aurat Rozana Subah Shaam Sawal Karti Hai
    Aur Koi Bhi Uska Jawab Nahi Deta.



    K...



    Kis Ne Kaha Tha K, Pepsi Per 5 Rupey Kam Kar Do???

    Category:

    Current Affairs SMS

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  • Pepsi Per 5 Rupy Kam Kar do? ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    IQ Test:
    This Question Was once asked in
    Admission Test of Oxford University!

    Its a Open Challenge to You...




    Kisne Kaha Tha Pepsi Pe 5 Rupay Kam Kardo?

    Category:

    Current Affairs SMS

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  • 5 Rupay Kam Karne Ki Zummedaari ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    HEADLINES...

    Pepsi pe 5 Rupay Kam Karne Ki Zummedaari
    Talibaan Ne Qabool Kar Li Hai.

    Rehman Malik.

    Category:

    Current Affairs SMS

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  • Pepsi Pe 5 Rs Kam Kardo ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    Oye Pata Lag Gaya Kisne Kaha Tha Pepsi Pe 5 Rs Kam Kardo...

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    Mr.Ikram Sadiq,
    Marketing Director of Pepsi & Co in Pakistan. :-)

    Category:

    Current Affairs SMS

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  • To Kisne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    Par Gaye Hain Jootay Z@ardari Ko Bhai :-( :-(





    To Kisne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe 5 Rupay Kam Kar Do? :-0

    Category:

    Current Affairs SMS

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  • Pepsi Pe 5 Rupay Kam Kardo? ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    Bukhar Hua Mujhe, Maine Baba Se Kaha Mujhpe Dum Kardo.

    Wah Wah

    Bukhar Hua Mujhe, Maine Baba Se Kaha Mujhpe Dum Kardo.

    Baba Bolay Pehle Ye Bata

    Kisne Kaha Tha Pepsi Pe 5 Rupay Kam Kardo?

    Category:

    Current Affairs SMS

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  • Dil Ki Gehraiyon Se ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )

    .*""* . *""*. Dil ki
    *" *Gehrayon*
    "*.. Se.. *"
    "*...*" Eid ul Fitter






    Ka intezar karo Aur chup chaap Roze Rakho.

    Category:

    Ramadan Day SMS

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  • Ramazan ka Dosra Ashra ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    = * = * = * = *
    * Ramazan ka *
    = DOSRA Ashra =
    * "Alwida" *
    * = * = * = * =


    Is Dua k Sath K Humesha

    Aap Par Qudrat Meherbaan Rahy.

    Aameen.

    Category:

    Ramadan Day SMS

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  • Mah-e-Ramzan Mein Mangna ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    Mah-e-Ramzan Mein.

    Apni Duaon K Khas Lamhat Me
    2 Jahan Ki Afiyat Mangna,

    Dozakh Se Nijaat Mangna,

    Rizq-E-Halal

    Husn-E-Akhlaq Mangna,

    Ishq-E-Rasool

    Shukar Karne Wali Zaban

    Aur

    Sabar Karne Wala Dil Mangna.

    Category:

    Ramadan Day SMS

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  • Rozay Main Bhool Kar ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    Hadees:

    Jo Rozedar bhool ker agar kuch Kha-Pee ley.

    To ussy chahiye k wo apna Roza pora kare Q K usy ALLAH ne Khilaya Pilaya hai.

    (Sahi Bukhari Kitabu Saum:1894)

    Category:

    Ramadan Day SMS

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  • 10 Days Remaining of Ramzan ( Tuesday, August 31, 2010 )
    10 Days Remaining.

    Aap Zara Soche'n k Us k Baad Kia Hoga?

    Masajid Ho Jaye'n Gi Veeran

    Almaario'n Mein Band Ho Jaye'n Ge Qura'an

    Azaad Ho Jaye Ga Shaitan

    Phir Gunaho'n Mein Doob Jaye Ga Har Insaan

    Dilo'n k Zang Duur Kr De YA REHMAN

    Hum Reh Gaye Hyn Sirf RAMAZAN k MUSALMAN.

    Category:

    Ramadan Day SMS

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  • Aik Ehem Sawal Ka Jawab Do ( Saturday, August 28, 2010 )
    Aik Ehem Sawal:

    Jo Koib Bhi Is Aasan Se Sawal Ka Jawab De Ga Usay 5000 Milengy.


    Its Easy Question.


    Question Ye Hai K...


    Kisne Kaha Tha PEPSI Pe 5 Rupay Kam Kar Do? :-)

    Category:

    Current Affairs SMS

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