Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Day
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Dedicated To All Engineering Students
Dedicated To All Engineering Students
............
just imagine
u r alone
in
a
dense forest
its
night
a fearful
wind
blows
and
u
find
a ghostly
old
building
there of
15 feet
tall with
fearful heart u
approach near the building
suddenly a
dead body
falls
on u
and
a great light fills
on the building
then
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
draw the 1,front view
2.top view
3.side view of the building
and also discuss the parabolic path covered
by the dead body. :-)
Category: English Funny SMS
By: sai kishore
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What is the Color of Frequency
What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
Category: Cool Jokes
By: Nawaz
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Shehr-e-Khayal
Shehr-e-Kheyal-o-Khwab Mein Abad Ho Gaya,
Itna Ussey Parha Ke Mujhe Yaad Ho Gaya.
.
Main Aaj Tak Hoon Jiss Ke Faraib-o-Hisar Mein,
Woh Aur He Kisi Ka Mere Baad Ho Gaya.
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Apni To Sari Umer Aseeri Mein Katt Gayi,
Jiss Ne Bhi Haar Maan Li Azad Ho Gaya.
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Pehle To Paniyon Se Rahi Guftagu Apni,
Phir Yoon Howa Ke Ayena Ijad Ho Gaya....!!
Category: Sad Poetry SMS
By: Fazal
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Why I Hate C.I.D :(An Example:LADY
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
Category: Cool Jokes
By: fayaz
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The awkward moment when ;)when your
The awkward moment when ;)
when your friend is arguing with their
parents &
their parents turns towards you
and asks
"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz
Category: English Funny SMS
By: fayaz
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Dedicated To all Girls :)Never care
Dedicated To all Girls :)
Never care about what other people think of you because you will be perfect to someone :)
Stop worrying about your eyeliner, hair, dress etc
Bcz One day you'll find a Man that won't care about them all
&
only look at your heart:)
Category: English Funny SMS
By: fayaz
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A Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone's
A Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone's School Life
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When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say
"Who? Me?" =O :P
Category: English Funny SMS
By: fayaz
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FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION- TO HELL WITH IT
"FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION- TO HELL WITH IT"
When u attack black people, They call it "Racism",
When u attack Jewish ppl, They call it "Anti-semetism",
When u attack your Country, They call it "Terrorism",
When u attack a Religious sect, they call it "Hate speech",
But when They attack at the dignity of our Prophet MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H)
They call it " Freedom of Expression"
"Share if u can! Raise ur voice if it exist ,atleast its the lowest level of JiHAD
Category: Islamic SMS
By: Nawaz
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Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par Aagaye Hain B
Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,
Wah wah wah..
Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,
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.
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Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=P:)
Category: Mazahiya Shayari
By: asad
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Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti HyBhai Ka
Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti Hy
Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota Hai
To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti
Jago Grahak Jago
Aur Dusre Ki Biwi Lekar Bhago
Good morng
Category: Hindi Funny SMS
By: Ammar strongest
