Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Day
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Teacher vs Student
Teacher : What is ur name?
Student : Long life.
Teacher : What?
Student : Umer Daraz.
Teacher : What is ur father's name?
Student : God give.
Teacher : What?
Student : Allah Ditta.
Teacher : What is ur mother's name?
Student : Respect Women.
Teacher : What?
Student : Izzat Bibi.
Teacher : Ghusse se
What is ur city name?
Student : Green Pur Thousand.
Teacher : What?
Student : Hari Pur Hazara.
Teacher : Five fingers on your face.
Student : What?
Teacher : Lakh di Lanat tere
Introduction te...:-(
Category: Student SMS Jokes
By: Rabia Naz
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Newton's 5th Law
Newton's 5th Law...!
"Loose Motion
Never Comes
in Slow Motion..:-p"
Don't Laugh,
Its True....:-)
Category: English Funny SMS
By: Rabia Naz
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Puzzle Game
It's Puzzle Game
Abbu ny Baji ko kaha chai na banao or mujhy
kaha ja pani la mere sir me thora s pain hy.
kaam kerny k liye 2 bai b hen magar mere czn ne
kaha 1 glass mere liye b lao me ny kaha amer i can't
do. Mere bhai jab ghr aay to me ny kaha o bha rat ko
jaldi ghr aya kro bhai ny kaha kal wala 12singa pora
kha lia ya ni?
Is msg me 7 Mulkon k Naam chupay hen,
Aqalmand ho to jawab do.
Its Challenge 4 U...:-p
Category: Riddle & Puzzle SMS
By: Rabia Naz
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pucha tum ne haal....
,.,AaP Ne HuMe PuCh HuM Wo DaRd BhOoL GyE ,
AaP nE hUmE dEkHa hUm wO cHeHrA mE kHo gYe,
AaP Se Hi tO hAi sAb kUCh humara
AaP NhI mIlE tO hUm PuRi tRhA tUt GyE.,.,.,.,.,
Ry.,.,.,.,
In Search
of Heaven.,.,.,.,.,
Category: Broken Heart SMS
By: Rupesh yeole
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Haathi
Teacher : Kon sa parinda sab se tez urta hai..?
Boy : Haathi.
Teacher : Nalaiq! kal apny papa ko le ker ana,
tumharay papa kiya kerty hen?
Boy : Sir MQM me sector incharge hen.
Teacher : Shabash! Haathi hi sab se tez urta hai,
kal bhi hamari deevar pe 3 haathi aa k bethay thy...:-)
Category: Student SMS Jokes
By: Raheel Ahmed
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Aaj ki piyari baat
Hamisha Apny sy kamzor aur kamtar ko dikh kar Zindgi Guzaro
Kiun K
Agar tum Oper Dikh kar Chalo gy Tu Thokar Kha Kar Gir Jao Gy.
Category: Islamic SMS
By: I R
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Waiting for Someone
Raah taktay huye jab thakk gai Aankhein
Phir tujhy dhoondny meri Aankh se Aansu Niklay :'(
Category: Sad Poetry SMS
By: Ali Awan
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Hijr
Hum ne kya kya na tere hijr me mehboob kia,
Sabr e Ayoob kia
Gir'ya e Yaqoob kia :-(
Category: Urdu Love SMS
By: Ali Awan
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Shadi
Papa : Beti bari ho ker kiya kero gi...?
Beti : Shadi.
Papa : Ghalat baat hai Beti, abhi se
kisi ka bura nahi sochty.....:-)
Category: Family SMS-Jokes
By: Naghma Khan
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Pathan party me gaya
Pathan party me gaya our Larki se kaha ;
Aap Dance keren gi..?
Larki khari ho ker boli : Haan.
Pathan : To Baji ye kursi ham le len plzzz...:-(
Category: Pathan Jokes
By: Naghma Khan
