Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Day
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Jahil,
kutta,
kamina,
ullu,
gadha,
bewaquf,
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Yar tera Aakhri wala nam ma bhul giea hun send krna yr,:-*
Category: Text Insults
By: Ali Rajwa
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ullu
Yr aj ma hairan hogea
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Aj zoo ma ak ullu dakha tha jiski tuj sy milti thi, :-D
Category: Text Insults
By: Ali Rajwa
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MODERN DICTIONARY
MODERN DICTIONARY
Mohabbat : Jis k dam se Restorent abad hen.
Student : Mustaqbil ka Berozgar Tabqa.
Parda : Jisay larkiyan Khirki per daalti hen.
Kitaab : Waqt zaaya kerny ka zarya.
Dil : Baghair operation k bhi kisi ko diya ja sakta hai.
College : Tafreeh gaah.
University : Khushgawaar zindgi k akhri saal.
Aur
Shadi : In tamaam Gunahon ki Saza...:-p
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Naghma Khan
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Mirch
Mard Mirch ki tarha Tezz hota hai,
Magar Mirch jitni bhi Tezz ho,
Aurat us ka Achaar daal deti hai....:-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Naghma Khan
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BRITANNIA TIGER BISCUIT
Teacher : Beta bataao, BRITANNIA TIGER BISCUIT per
jo green Dot hai, us ka matlab kiya hai..?
Student :
Us ka matlab hai k
TIGER ONLINE HAI.......:-)
Category: Student SMS Jokes
By: Raheel Ahmed
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Chun le mujhy bhi apny
Chun le mujhy bhi apny Sajda kerny walon me,,
Aye Khuda..!!
Kab tak bhagta rahun ga,
tujh se door, teri hi dunya me....!!
Category: Islamic SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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Enjoy Mousam
Enjoy Mousam
Aaj mousam kitna khushgawaar ho gaya,
Khatam sabhi ka intezaar ho gaya,
Baarish ki bonden girin kuch is tarha se,
laga jesay Aasman ko Zameen se piyaar ho gaya..
Happy Rainy Day
Category: Rainy Day / Barish SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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Mirror
Doctor : Sardar ji! accident kesay hua apka..?
Sardar : O Yaar! me mirror takkan laga si.
Doctor : To kiya aagay gaari aagai..?
Sardar : Nahi Oye! Aggay mirror e nai si...:-(
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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Shadi ki raat
Shadi ki raat,
Husband to wife :
Sab se piyaar se rehna,
sab ki respect kerna,
mere parents ki care kerna,
hamesha such bolna,
dusron ki madad kerna,
baron ka ehtraam aur choton se piyar kerna.
Wife bed se uthi aur Room ka darwaza khol ker
boli :
Sab ander aa jaen, yahan Tahir ul Qadri ka
khitaab ho raha hai.....:-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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Honey Singh to uncle
Honey Singh : Uncle! ghar hai, pesa hai, gaari hai,
aap 2 joron me larki bhejo,
larki hui hamari...
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Uncle : Beta hai, gun hai,
talwaar hai, aari
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Dobara call keri to
Phaar dunga Khopri tumhari....:-p
Category: Hindi Funny SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
