Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Day

Dedicated To All Engineering Students ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
Dedicated To All Engineering Students
............
just imagine

u r alone
in
a
dense forest
its
night
a fearful
wind
blows
and
u
find
a ghostly
old
building
there of
15 feet
tall with
fearful heart u
approach near the building
suddenly a
dead body
falls
on u
and
a great light fills
on the building
then
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
draw the 1,front view
2.top view
3.side view of the building
and also discuss the parabolic path covered
by the dead body. :-)

Category:
English Funny SMS
By: sai kishore Email This

What is the Color of Frequency ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

Category:
Cool Jokes
By: Nawaz Email This

Latest Funny SMS

Shehr-e-Khayal ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
Shehr-e-Kheyal-o-Khwab Mein Abad Ho Gaya,
Itna Ussey Parha Ke Mujhe Yaad Ho Gaya.
.
Main Aaj Tak Hoon Jiss Ke Faraib-o-Hisar Mein,
Woh Aur He Kisi Ka Mere Baad Ho Gaya.
.
Apni To Sari Umer Aseeri Mein Katt Gayi,
Jiss Ne Bhi Haar Maan Li Azad Ho Gaya.
.
Pehle To Paniyon Se Rahi Guftagu Apni,
Phir Yoon Howa Ke Ayena Ijad Ho Gaya....!!

Category:
Sad Poetry SMS
By: Fazal Email This

Why I Hate C.I.D :(An Example:LADY ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

Category:
Cool Jokes
By: fayaz Email This

The awkward moment when ;)when your ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
The awkward moment when ;)

when your friend is arguing with their
parents &

their parents turns towards you
and asks

"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz

Category:
English Funny SMS
By: fayaz Email This

Dedicated To all Girls :)Never care ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
Dedicated To all Girls :)

Never care about what other people think of you because you will be perfect to someone :)

Stop worrying about your eyeliner, hair, dress etc

Bcz One day you'll find a Man that won't care about them all
&
only look at your heart:)

Category:
English Funny SMS
By: fayaz Email This

A Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone's ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
A Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone's School Life
.

When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say

"Who? Me?" =O :P

Category:
English Funny SMS
By: fayaz Email This

FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION- TO HELL WITH IT ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
"FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION- TO HELL WITH IT"

When u attack black people, They call it "Racism",

When u attack Jewish ppl, They call it "Anti-semetism",

When u attack your Country, They call it "Terrorism",

When u attack a Religious sect, they call it "Hate speech",

But when They attack at the dignity of our Prophet MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H)
They call it " Freedom of Expression"

"Share if u can! Raise ur voice if it exist ,atleast its the lowest level of JiHAD

Category:
Islamic SMS
By: Nawaz Email This

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par Aagaye Hain B ( Friday, February 24, 2012 )
Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,

Wah wah wah..

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,
.
.
.
Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=P:)

Category:
Mazahiya Shayari
By: asad Email This

Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti HyBhai Ka ( Tuesday, January 24, 2012 )
Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti Hy

Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota Hai

To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti

Jago Grahak Jago
Aur Dusre Ki Biwi Lekar Bhago

Good morng

Category:
Hindi Funny SMS
By: Ammar strongest Email This

Qudrat NeAurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!! ( Thursday, January 19, 2012 )
Qudrat Ne
Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!

Khubsurti Di..
Hirni Si Aankhein..
Resham Se Baal..
Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..
Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya..

Phir Zaban Di:
Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya :p

Category:
Urdu Funny SMS
By: fayaz Email This

Boy:-Sweetie,Lets play a game...Girl ( Thursday, January 19, 2012 )
Boy:-Sweetie,Lets play a game...

Girl:-What game?

Boy:-Anything but not hide n seek

Girl:-Why?
Boy:-Bcoz a girl like you is impossible to find...:)

Category:
Flirt SMS
By: fayaz Email This