Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Day
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ALL IS WELL
Baba Ranchhor Das Chanchar said:
Neend K Peeche Mat Bhago,
Bhaagna Hai To Parhai K Peeche Bhago,
Neend khud jhak mar k Ae Gi... :D:-):-P
""ALL IS WELL""
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Saima
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Apki boht hi bhooki nature hai
Select a biscuit..
&
I'll tell u about ur nature..
Prince
Rio
Bisticks
sooper
gala
tiger
peanut
rite
chocolate chip
Tuc
gluco
Answer
Bhooki....
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Ji haan apki boht hi bhooki nature hai,
batao zara biscuits se nature ka kaise pata chal sakta hai..??
Category: Text Insults
By: Saima
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Do hi lafzon ka tha wo afsana
Do hi lafzon ka tha wo afsana,
Jo suna kr khamosh ho baithy,
Ibtda ye k tum ko chaha tha,
Intha ye k khud ko kho baithy.
Category: Urdu Poetry SMS
By: Naila Soomro
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What did Tarzan think
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
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Wow! New Underwear
Category: English Funny SMS
By: Naila Soomro
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A boy to his girl friend
A boy to his girl friend: tere liye mere dil main thora thora ghum hai
girl: aage
boy: lekin jab teri behen ko dekhun tou dil ne kaha yeh b udham hai...:-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Naila Soomro
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A Sardar Was Helping His Son
A Sardar Was Helping His Son In Filling Admission Form.
Son: Baapu Ye "Mother's Tongue" Walay Box Me Kya Likhna Hai?
Sardar: Likh De Puttar,
"Very Long"
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Naila Soomro
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Shair Arz kia hai
Shair Arz kia hai,
Deewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali hai,
Wah Wah
Deewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali hai,
Kia Tumhari Taraf Koi Makan Kiraye Ke liye Khali Hai.
Category: Mazahiya Shayari
By: Naila Soomro
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Sahil Ki Rait Pr 1 larki bethi thi
Sahil Ki Rait Pr 1 larki bethi thi,
Usny apny sath bythy larky sy Pucha
Tm Bolte q Nhi?
Wo palke Jhuka kr muskurane lga
Or Rait Pr Likha
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Mere moo me J.M hai...
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Naila Soomro
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English is difficult language specially for japanese
English is difficult language specially for japanese..
A True Story,
A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic english trainig before he visits Washington 2 meet Presidnt Barack Obama..
The instrctor told Mori when u shake hand wid Obama plz say 'How r u'
Then Obama would say 'I m fine, n u?
'Now u shuld say 'me too'.
Aftrwards we, translators, will handle.
Whn Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said 'who r u?'(instead of 'How r u?')
Obama was a bit shocked bt still managed 2 react wid humor
'Well, I m Michelle's husband,ha-ha'.
Then Mori replied 'me too,ha-ha...'
Category: English Funny SMS
By: Naila Soomro
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Pehli bar mera ghoonghat uthaya tha
Wife says : suneay jab ap nay pehli bar
mera ghoonghat uthaya tha to
kasa mehsoos kia tha?
Husband: Khuda ki kqasam men mer jata,
ager Aayat.ul.kursi yad na hoti ......
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Naila Soomro
