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Dusri
Arz Kiya Hai..

Ruthi Hai Aise Wo Humse
Jese Hum Sach me Unhe Mana Lenge,,
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Wah-Wah
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Itna Waqt Kon Berbad Kare
Itne me To Hum DUSRI Pata Lenge.. :-D

Hahhaha

Category: Mazahiya Shayari By: Maha Abro Send To Mobile

Nazar Nazar
Nazar Nazar Me,
Her Nazar Me,
Ek Nazar Ki Talaash Hai..

Per Ye Nazar
Wo Nazar Nahi
Jiski Mujko Talaash Hai..

Category: Tongue Twister SMS By: Maha Abro Send To Mobile

Me Tujhe Pyar Nahi Karti
Me Lafzon Me Kuch Bhi Izhaar Nahi Karti,
Iska Matlab Ye Nahi K Me Tujhe Pyar Nahi Karti..
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Chahti Hun Me Tujhe Aaj Bhi Per,
Teri Soch Me Apna Waqt Bekar Nahi Karti..
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Tamasha Na Ban Jaye Kahi Mohabbat Meri,
Isiliye Apne Dard Ko Namudar Nahi Karti..
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Jo Kuch Mila Hai Usi Me Khush Hun Me,
Tere Liye Allah Se Taqraar Nahi Karti..
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Per Kuch To Baat Hai Teri Fitrat Me Ae Zalim,
Warna Me Tujhe Chahne Ki Khataa Bar-Bar Nahi Karti..
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Me Lafzon Me Kuch Bhi Izhaar Nahi Karti,
Iska Matlab Ye Nahi K Me Tujhe Pyar Nahi Karti..!

Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Maha Abro Send To Mobile

Puncture Tyre
Ek Molvi Ka Jamaat Keraty Huwe
Wuzu Toot Gaya Phir Bhi
Us Ny Namaz Puri Parha Di.

Jab Us Ny Salam Phera To
Pichy Bethy Ek Pathan Ny Kaha:

"Molvi Saab Maan Gaya AapKi
Drivery Ko,
Puncture Tyre K Sath Bhi
Mnzil Per Pohcha Diya.. :-D

Hahhaha

Category: Pathan Jokes By: Maha Abro Send To Mobile

KHARBOOZY K Faaidy
KHARBOOZY K Faaidy..

"Germi Tapish Aur Loo Se Bachao
Aur
Uric Acid Aur Dusry
Zehrilay Fuzlaat Peshab K Zarye
Nikalny Ki Khasiyat
Allah Paak Ny Is Phal Me
Rakh Di Hai.
Ye Dawa Bhi Hai Aur
Laziz Ghiza Bhi..
Is Ka Zarur Istemal Kijiye..

Aksar Log Is Ko Dekh Ker
Rang Bhi Pakarny Lagty Hen.. :-D

Category: Abbreviation SMS By: Maha Abro Send To Mobile

Maafi Mangna
Aksar Logon Ko Kisi Ka
Dil Torr Ker Maafi Mangna Aasan Lagta Hai..

Magar,
Apna Dil Tootny K Baad
Kisi Ko Maaf Kerna
Bohat Mushkil Lagta Hai..!

Have A Nice Day..

Category: Motivational Quotes By: Maha Abro Send To Mobile

Taango Ki Baat
Me Ny Apni Puri Zindgi Izzat K Sath Guzari Hai.

Aaj Tak Kisi K Agay Hath Nahi Phelaya,
Haan Taango Ki Baat Alag Hai" :-D

(Sunny Leon)
Hahhaha

Category: Dirty SMS / Jokes By: Husnain Nawaz Send To Mobile

Paro Ny Kaha
Maa Ny Kaha "Facebook Chor Do"
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Papa Ny Kaha "Night Pakg Chor Do"
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Doston Ny Kaha "Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do"
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Paro Ny Kaha "DEW Pina Chor Do"
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Ek Din Aayega Jab Girlfriend K Bachy Bolengy
"Mamu Ab To Hamari Mummy Ka Picha Chor Do" :-D

Hahhaha

Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Husnain Nawaz Send To Mobile

Mujh Se Shadi Kero Gi
Boy: Mujh Se Shadi Kero Gi?
Girl: Q??

Boy: Mere Abba Gaaun K Sab Se Baray Admi Hen.
Girl: Phir Mujhy Manzoor Hai..

Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Phir
Pata Chala K Larky Ka Abba
110 Saal Ka Hai.. :-D

Hahhaha

Category: Boys vs Girls SMS By: Maha Abro Send To Mobile

Andaz-e-Wafa
Tu Ny Andaz-e-Mohabbat Dekha Hai,
Andaz-e-Wafa Nahi..

Pinjry Khol Bhi Do To
Kuch Punchhi Uda Nahi Kerty..!

Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Naila Soomro Send To Mobile

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