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  • Sony Ka Anda
    Ek Aadmi Raat Ko Sharab Pi Ker Ghar Wapas Aya
    Aur Soty Hi Bhagwan Ko Piyara Ho Gaya.

    Uper Ja Ker Us Ny Bhagwan Se Ek Aur Jeewan Manga.
    Bhagwan Ny Is Dafa Usay Murgi Ban Ker Wapas Bhej Diya.

    Murgi Ban Ker Us Ny Ek Anda Diya,
    Andy Ko Dekh Ker Us K Hosh Urr Gaye
    QK Anda Sony Ka Tha..

    Khushi Me Us Ny Ek Aur Anda Diya,
    Aur Jese Hi Wo Teesra Anda Dene Laga To
    Us K Sir Per Kisi Ny Joota Mara..

    Aur Jab Us Ny Aankhen Khol
    Ker Dekha To Uski Bivi Chilla rahi Thi:

    "Uth Ja Kaminay, Sharab Pi Ker
    Bister Per Tatti Kiye Ja Raha Hai.. ;-) :-D

    Hahahha

    Category: Hindi Funny SMS  By: Naila Soomro  Send To Mobile
  • Padorrii
    A Couple Was On Date..

    GF: Purrr
    ( Embarrassing)
    BF: Its OK Sweetheart
    It Happens.

    GF: Purrr Purrr
    BF: Awww Its Natural, Don't Worry.

    GF: Purrr Purr Phusss
    BF: Sweety U Should Go To The 100

    GF: Purrr Phokk Dhusss Pharrr Pooo Dhuppp Furrr Surrr.
    BF: Padorrii.. Ab Ruke Gi Bhi
    Ya Pure Saal Ka Ek Sath Hi Paade Gi.??

    GF: Pooooooonnn... ;-)

    Category: Boys vs Girls SMS  By: Naila Soomro  Send To Mobile
  • Too Much
    Aap Ny Dil Churaya,
    Hum Khamosh Rahy..

    Aap Ny Neend Churai,
    Hum Khamosh Rahy..

    Aap Ny Hansi Churai,
    Hum Khamosh Rahy..

    But Its Too Much Yaar
    CHAPPAL Bhi Chura Li.. ;-)

    Hahhaha

    Category: Urdu Funny SMS  By: Naila Soomro  Send To Mobile

  • Adhoore
    .* Adhoore Pan Ki Rafta Rafta Ye Takmeel Karti Hai,
    Mohabbat Zindgi Ko Husn Mein Tabdeel Karti Hai.
    .
    Kabhi Socha Bhi Hai Too Ne K Wo Maghroor Si Larki,
    Na Jane Kion Tere Har Hukam Ki Tameel Karti Hai.
    .
    Nahi Roti Hai Ab Wo Band Kamre Mein Kahein Ghutt Kar,
    Wo Apne Ansoo'n Ko Shehr Mein Tamseel Karti Hai.
    .
    Samandar Doob Jate Hain Bina Soche,
    Bina Samjhe,
    Wo Apni Aankh Ko Jab Khamoshi Ki Jheel Karti Hai.
    .
    Munawar Hoti Jati Hai Shama Jab Rat Dhalti Hai,
    Teri Chahat Mere Ehsas Ko Qandeel Karti Hai.
    .
    Ye Dunia Hai Chandd Kirdaron Ka Afsana,
    Kabhi HABEEL Karti Hai,
    Kabhi QABEEL Karti Hai.!!.

    Category: Urdu Poetry SMS  By: Adnan Shalmani  Send To Mobile
  • Khayaal
    .* Khayaal-e-Yaar Ko Ehd-e-Junoon Main Kiya Kijiye,
    Shab-E-Firaaq Guzar Jay,
    Yeh Dua Kijiye.
    .
    Bicharna Un Ka Qayamat Se Kam Nahi Logo,
    Na Zindgi Ko Meri, Mujh Sy Yun Juda Kijiye.
    .
    Tawaalat-e-Shab-e-Hijran Hay Aur Yaad Un Ki,
    Kabhi To Qurbat-e-Janaa Hamen Ata Kijiye.
    .
    Huzoor Aap Bahout By-Niyaaz Hain Lekin,
    Tameez-e-Mohsin-o-Dushman To Kar Liya Kijiye.
    .
    Marz Raha Hi Nahi Hay Ilaaj K Qabil,
    Dawa Nahi Hai Koi,
    Ab Faqat Dua Kijiye..!!

    Category: Urdu Poetry SMS  By: Adnan Shalmani  Send To Mobile
  • Dance India Dance
    Darna Hai To "Aahat" Dekho..

    Rona Hai To "Balika Vadhu Dekho..

    Nachna Hai To "Dance India Dance" Dekho..

    Aur Agar
    Hansna Hai To "Sheesha" Dekho..
    Qasam Se Hansty Hansty Tum Pagal Ho Jao Gy.. ;-)

    Hahahhaa

    Category: Hindi Funny SMS  By: Maha Abro  Send To Mobile
  • Water Is Cool
    Aap K Liye Arz Kiya Hai..

    "Rose Is Laal,
    Sky Is Neela, And
    Your Mind Is Khali Pateela.."

    Sorry Agar Bura Laga Ho To..

    "Coffee Is Hot,
    Water Is Cool,
    I Am Smart And
    You Are Fool.. ;-)

    Lo Aur Bura Maan Lo.. :-D

    Hahhaha

    Category: Text Insults  By: Maha Abro  Send To Mobile

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