Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Day
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Bandron Ki Race Me
Le jigar special tere ly sher arz hy
Sher B Tü
Cheeta Bi Tü
:
Ki Frmaya?
:
Sher B Tü,
Cheeta B Tü
:
*Or
bandron Ki Race Me "JeeTa" Bi Tu
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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Keep Smiling
Smile is cooling system of
heart.
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Sparking system of
eyes.
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Lighting system of
face
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Relaxing system of
mind.
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so
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Activate ur all system.
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"Keep Smiling".
Category: Smile SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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Tum keh daina koi khaas nahee’n
Tum keh daina koi khaas nahee’n…!
Koi tum say poochay kaun hoo’n mai’n…
Tum keh daina koi khaas nahee’n…
Ek dost hay kacha pakka sa…
Ek jhoot hay aadha sacha sa…
Jazbaat ko dhaa’npay ek parda…
Bas ek bahaana acha sa…
Jeevan ka aisa saathi hay…
Jo door na ho kar pass nahee’n…
Koi tum say poochay kaun hoo’n mai’n…
Tum keh daina koi khaas nahee’n…!
Category: Urdu Friendship SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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GooD MorNinG
/"""'\ssalam
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/_/'"" \__\laikum
GooD MorNinG
Have A niCe dAy,
Aaj ki taza khabar.
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News paper me hogi parh len:-/
Category: Good Morning SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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Ye Dunya Bhi Badi
Ye Dunya Bhi Badi
Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai
Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai
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Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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Mechanical Engineer
Ek kutta sarak kinare gari ke neche so raha tha.
Ek sardar ne us ki dum khench ke bahir nikala aur bola:
Bahir nikal oye bara aya '''''
Mechanical Engineer;
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Saba Qureshi
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Difference between wife and sali
What is difference between wife and sali?
Sali is beauty , wife is duty
Sali is pension , wife is tension
Sali is yummy , wife is Vehmi
Sali is patakha , wife is Sayapa
Sali is cool , wife is fool
Sali is Tuti-fruiti , wife is Qismat photi
Sali is fresh cake , wife is earth quake.
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Saba Qureshi
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Is Tarah Nahatay Hain
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Is Tarah Nahatay Hain.
EID Aa Rahi Hai.
Tareeqa Seekh Lo.
1 Saal Main Banda Bhool Jata Hai. :-)
Category: Eid Mubarak SMS
By: Saba Qureshi
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Jab tum sheeshe k samne ate hö
Jab tum sheeshe k samne ate hö tò sheèshä kehta hai
'beautiful'
ör jab tum jate hö tò shesha kehta hai
"april fool''
(".)/' <)
_/\_
Category: April Fool SMS / Jokes
By: Saba Qureshi
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Gadha he rahe ga
Apki
personality per 1 sher arz kia hai
Suraj hamesha chand k sath rahe ga
Wah Wah
Tu
gadha tha
gadha hai
aur
gadha he rahe ga.!.
Category: Mazahiya Shayari
By: Saba Qureshi
