Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Day
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Jab kisi zarurat mand ki
Jab kisi zarurat mand ki awaz tum tak pohanchay
to "Allah Ta'ala" ka shukr ada karo,
k Us ny Apny banday ki madad k liye tumhen
pasand farmaya,
Warna Wo Akela hi kaafi hai sub k liye...!!
Category: Islamic SMS
By: Rabia Naz
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Pathan Mehmaan se
Pathan Mehmaan se ;
Thanda piyo gy ya garam?
Mehmaan : Dono le Ayen.
Pathan ; Begum!
Pani k Do Glass le aao,
1 Freezer se,
1 Geezer se....:-)
Category: Pathan Jokes
By: Sumaira Malik
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Mehmaan
Hum Rahen na rahen aglay Baras
Magar tum phir Aajao ge
Aye Ramazan
Dar Haqiqat tum nahi,
Insaan hai Mehmaan..!!
Category: Ramadan Day SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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Parathon se
Parathon se
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Pakoron tak ka Safar,
Kesa raha hai Dosto?.....:-)
Category: Ramadan Day SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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O Teri
Hum Diye per hath rakh k Kasam khatay hen
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k hum aaj se apko SMS ker k
pareshan nahi keren ge...
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O Teri Khair
Diya bujh gaya
Program cancel ...:-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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Google
Akbar : Batao k hum dushman ko kyun nahi
dhoond pa rahy hen?
Senapati : Kyun k Maharaj,
Hum Mughal hen, Google nahi...:-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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UPS
Teacher : Tumharay Abbu kia kaam kerty hen?
Student : UPS Company k maalik hen.
Teacher : Nice,
Acha ye UPS ka kiya matlab hai?
Student ; Usman Pakora Shop...:-)
Category: Student SMS Jokes
By: Rabia Naz
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Alvida Alvida
Wah ray Mah e Ramazan
Teri Rukhsati ko Salam
Asman bhi ro para
Tujhy Alvida kehty kehty
Alvida Jumma Mubarak
Alvida Alvida Mah e Ramazan
Category: Ramadan Day SMS
By: Rabia Naz
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Mehmaan
Na rahe ga ye sada,
Kuch hi dino ka Mehmaan hai
Rehmaton se bhar lo Jholiyan,
Jaa raha Mah e Ramazan hai..!!
Category: Ramadan Day SMS
By: Rabia Naz
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Shajr-e-muhabat
Is shajr-e-muhabat ne mujhe gira hi diya Saahil
Ab mera bhi sokhay patton main shumaar hoga
Category: Sad Poetry SMS
By: Rabia Naz
