Urdu, Hindi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes of the Day
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I MISS YOU
Teacher: What is meant by
"I MISS YOU"
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Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein Tumhari Miss Hon!"
Category: Pathan Jokes
By: Dhump
On: Friday, July 03, 2009
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Thought for the Days
Thought for the Days!!!
if you call your mother as MUM...
What will you call Mother's younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM
Category: Family SMS-Jokes
By: Humbugg TheGreat
On: Friday, July 03, 2009
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You mean a Lot to me
You mean a lot to me.
and so does your Health and Happiness.
So Here is a wish to say
& Take good care of Yourself!
Category: Getwell Soon SMS
By: Alina Amaan
On: Friday, July 03, 2009
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Take Good Care of Yourself
"Take good care of yourself, friend!
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn't the same without you."
Category: Getwell Soon SMS
By: Send Free SMS
On: Friday, July 03, 2009
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Zindagi Ek Paheli hai
Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai.
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Keypad dabana bas karo..
Is k dabane se Solve nahi ho gi.
Category: Hindi Funny SMS
By: Zindagi Rocks
On: Friday, July 03, 2009
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Open ur Tinky Minky Eyes
Open ur Tinky Minky Eyes,
Stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz
And then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh
and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY
Good Morning
Category: Good Morning SMS
By: Wajahat Karim
On: Friday, July 03, 2009
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Be Careful when a Girl
Be careful when a girl tells u that
She loves u from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!
Category: Flirt SMS
By: Shani Ansari
On: Friday, July 03, 2009
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Get well quick
Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There's lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it's more work for me,
And I'd rather it was for u.
Category: Getwell Soon SMS
By: Ariese Ansari
On: Friday, July 03, 2009
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May u May not get well
May u may not get well that soon. So that u are able to enjoy the company of the damsels and get injected at regular intervals with the vial of life!
So would u call me your enemy or ur well wisher?
Please tell me even I don't know.
Category: Getwell Soon SMS
By: Irfan
On: Friday, July 03, 2009
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Why do couples hold hands?
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!
Category: Happy Marriage SMS
By: Dapper
On: Friday, July 03, 2009
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Who was the 1st Cricketer
Who was the 1st Indian Cricketer 2 Bcum Captain in his 1st match, Score century in the same match & hit a 6 of the last ball 2 defeat England?
AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN
Category: Hindi Funny SMS
By: Funtoosh
On: Friday, July 03, 2009
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When sum1 Touches u
When sum1 touches u
&
Yo don't feel it,
its IGNORANCE.
When sum1 touches u
&
You feel it, its LOVE.
But when nobody touches
but u feel it, then its KHUJLI. ;-)
Category: Hindi Funny SMS
By: Master Mind
On: Friday, July 03, 2009
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Healthy Life
Do U Know?
The Meaning Of Healthy Life..?
1 Hour Exercise?
2 Time Bath?
3 Time Eat?
5 Times Pray?
6 Hour Sleep?
8 Hour Work?
& 1 Min Thinking Of Me.
Category: English Love SMS
By: wahabi
On: Friday, July 03, 2009
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I have Head and Tail
I have Head and Tail,
but no body. Who am I?
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thinking....
don't know
i'm
Coin
(',')
Category: English Funny SMS
By: Master Mind
On: Friday, July 03, 2009
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Zindagi ka safar ur Women
What is common between
Zindagi ka Safar & women?
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Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. :-D
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: wahabi
On: Friday, July 03, 2009
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How 2 become Genius
How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*
Find the missing text &
surely you'll become a GENIUS:-D
Category: English Funny SMS
By: wahabi
On: Friday, July 03, 2009
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If You Love
Today Is World Red Rose Night.
If U Love My Friendship or with my relation Give 1 Missed Call
And Send This 2 Al Ur Friend
N See How Many Missed Call U Get
Category: English Friendship SMS
By: Lovebirds
On: Monday, May 04, 2009
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