Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Day
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Ab samjha
Ab samjha......
Maa sach kehti thi,
sochen boorha ker deti hen..
Category: Urdu Poetry SMS
By: Raheel Ahmed
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Mohabbat
Jab hamen un se mohabbat thi,
to unhen hamari mohabbat per shak tha,,
Jab unhen hamari mohabbat ka ehsas hua,
to ham per kisi aur ka Haq tha
Category: Sad Poetry SMS
By: Raheel Ahmed
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Mujhy zindagi ki
Mujhy zindagi ki dua na de,
meri zindagi se bani nahi,,
koi zindagi per kery yaqeen,
mujhy zindagi per yaqeen nahi,,
Category: Sad Poetry SMS
By: Raheel Ahmed
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Zindagi
Wo saath tha hamary, ya ham paas thy us k,
Wo zindagi k kuch din, ya zindagi thi kuch din..
Category: Break Up SMS / Shairy
By: Raheel Ahmed
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Nishani
Alwida kehty huway jab me ny us talab ki koi Nishani,
Wo muskura k bola, meri judai hi kafi hai tujhy rulany k liye..!
Category: Bewafa SMS / Shayari
By: Raheel Ahmed
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Qubool hai
Bivi : Ab meri zindagi q azaab kerty ho?
Nikah k waqt khud hi to kaha tha k
Qubool hai qubool hai qubool hai.
Husband : Han wo meri sangeen ghalti thi,
agar me apna mustaqbil us waqt jaan leta to
yaqeeni tor per ye hi kehta k
Fuzool hai Fuzool hai Fuzool hai.
Haha haha haha
Category: Family SMS-Jokes
By: Raheel Ahmed
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Husband and wife apny room me
Husband and wife apny room me Khamosh:
Bivi ki soch :
"Kiyun ye mujh se baat nahi ker rahy?
kiya ye dusri shadi k baary me soch rahy hen?
kiya is ny mere chehry per wrinkles dekhe hen?
kiya me moti ho gai hun?"
Husband ki soch ;
"Pata nahi k kal bhi petrol mily ga k nahi?"....:-)
Category: Family SMS-Jokes
By: Naila Soomro
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Bataao Yaar
15 saal k bachon ko piyar ho raha hai,
60 saal k log shadiyan ker rahy hen,
aur
jinki ye sab kerny ki umar hai wo
Teaching ker rahy hen...:-(
Bataao Yaar...
Category: Urdu Friendship SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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Karachi ko laga
Karachi ko laga aaj phir ek Rog hy
Wah wah
Karachi ko laga aaj phir ek Rog hy
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Aram se uthna dosto, Altaf Bhai ki janib se
kal phir
Youm e Sog hy....!!;-p
Adaab Arz hai
Category: Mazahiya Shayari
By: Sumaira Malik
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Protect
A knife did not kill Hazrat Ismaeel.
The fire did not burn Hazrat Ibrahim.
A whale did not eat Hazrat Younus.
The sea did not drawn Hazrat Musa.
So,
BE WITH ALLAH.
AND ALLAH WILL PROTECT YOU.
Category: Islamic SMS
By: Rabia Naz
