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Urdu, Hindi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes of the Day

  • I MISS YOU
    Teacher: What is meant by
    "I MISS YOU"
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    Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
    "Mein Tumhari Miss Hon!"

    Category: Pathan Jokes   By: Dhump On: Friday, July 03, 2009 Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Thought for the Days
    Thought for the Days!!!

    if you call your mother as MUM...
    What will you call Mother's younger
    sis and elder sis?

    Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM

    Category: Family SMS-Jokes   By: Humbugg TheGreat On: Friday, July 03, 2009 Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • You mean a Lot to me
    You mean a lot to me.

    and so does your Health and Happiness.
    So Here is a wish to say
    & Take good care of Yourself!

    Category: Getwell Soon SMS   By: Alina Amaan On: Friday, July 03, 2009 Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Take Good Care of Yourself
    "Take good care of yourself, friend!

    We hope to see you up and
    running and back at garden again.
    The place just isn't the same without you."

    Category: Getwell Soon SMS   By: Send Free SMS On: Friday, July 03, 2009 Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Zindagi Ek Paheli hai
    Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai.
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    Keypad dabana bas karo..
    Is k dabane se Solve nahi ho gi.

    Category: Hindi Funny SMS   By: Zindagi Rocks On: Friday, July 03, 2009 Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Open ur Tinky Minky Eyes
    Open ur Tinky Minky Eyes,
    Stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz
    And then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh
    and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY

    Good Morning

    Category: Good Morning SMS   By: Wajahat Karim On: Friday, July 03, 2009 Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Be Careful when a Girl
    Be careful when a girl tells u that
    She loves u from the bottom of her heart.

    For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!

    Category: Flirt SMS   By: Shani Ansari On: Friday, July 03, 2009 Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Get well quick
    Get well quick, u lazy bum,
    There's lots of work to do.
    If u stay sick, it's more work for me,
    And I'd rather it was for u.

    Category: Getwell Soon SMS   By: Ariese Ansari On: Friday, July 03, 2009 Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • May u May not get well
    May u may not get well that soon. So that u are able to enjoy the company of the damsels and get injected at regular intervals with the vial of life!

    So would u call me your enemy or ur well wisher?

    Please tell me even I don't know.

    Category: Getwell Soon SMS   By: Irfan On: Friday, July 03, 2009 Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Why do couples hold hands?
    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

    It's a formality just like two boxers
    shaking hands before the fight begins!

    Category: Happy Marriage SMS   By: Dapper On: Friday, July 03, 2009 Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Who was the 1st Cricketer
    Who was the 1st Indian Cricketer 2 Bcum Captain in his 1st match, Score century in the same match & hit a 6 of the last ball 2 defeat England?

    AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN

    Category: Hindi Funny SMS   By: Funtoosh On: Friday, July 03, 2009 Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • When sum1 Touches u
    When sum1 touches u
    &
    Yo don't feel it,
    its IGNORANCE.

    When sum1 touches u
    &
    You feel it, its LOVE.
    But when nobody touches
    but u feel it, then its KHUJLI. ;-)

    Category: Hindi Funny SMS   By: Master Mind On: Friday, July 03, 2009 Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Healthy Life
    Do U Know?

    The Meaning Of Healthy Life..?

    1 Hour Exercise?
    2 Time Bath?
    3 Time Eat?
    5 Times Pray?
    6 Hour Sleep?
    8 Hour Work?

    & 1 Min Thinking Of Me.

    Category: English Love SMS   By: wahabi On: Friday, July 03, 2009 Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • I have Head and Tail
    I have Head and Tail,
    but no body. Who am I?
    ?
    ?
    thinking....
    don't know
    i'm
    Coin
    (',')

    Category: English Funny SMS   By: Master Mind On: Friday, July 03, 2009 Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Zindagi ka safar ur Women
    What is common between
    Zindagi ka Safar & women?
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    Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. :-D

    Category: Urdu Funny SMS   By: wahabi On: Friday, July 03, 2009 Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • How 2 become Genius
    How 2 become a GENIUS ?
    *some text missing*



    Find the missing text &
    surely you'll become a GENIUS:-D

    Category: English Funny SMS   By: wahabi On: Friday, July 03, 2009 Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • If You Love
    Today Is World Red Rose Night.

    If U Love My Friendship or with my relation Give 1 Missed Call

    And Send This 2 Al Ur Friend

    N See How Many Missed Call U Get

    Category: English Friendship SMS   By: Lovebirds On: Monday, May 04, 2009 Email this SMS to your friend. Email This

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