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Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Day

  • Dedicated To All Engineering Students ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
    Dedicated To All Engineering Students
    ............
    just imagine

    u r alone
    in
    a
    dense forest
    its
    night
    a fearful
    wind
    blows
    and
    u
    find
    a ghostly
    old
    building
    there of
    15 feet
    tall with
    fearful heart u
    approach near the building
    suddenly a
    dead body
    falls
    on u
    and
    a great light fills
    on the building
    then
    ;
    ;
    ;
    ;
    ;
    ;
    ;
    draw the 1,front view
    2.top view
    3.side view of the building
    and also discuss the parabolic path covered
    by the dead body. :-)

    Category:

    English Funny SMS

      By: sai kishore Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • What is the Color of Frequency ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
    What is the Colour of Frequency?

    Ans: Purple

    How?

    Frequency=1/time

    means 1/sec

    1sec = Ek Pal
    1/Pal= Per Pal

    Per Pal= PURPLE..!

    PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

    Category:

    Cool Jokes

      By: Nawaz Email this SMS to your friend. Email This

Latest Funny SMS

  • Shehr-e-Khayal ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
    Shehr-e-Kheyal-o-Khwab Mein Abad Ho Gaya,
    Itna Ussey Parha Ke Mujhe Yaad Ho Gaya.
    .
    Main Aaj Tak Hoon Jiss Ke Faraib-o-Hisar Mein,
    Woh Aur He Kisi Ka Mere Baad Ho Gaya.
    .
    Apni To Sari Umer Aseeri Mein Katt Gayi,
    Jiss Ne Bhi Haar Maan Li Azad Ho Gaya.
    .
    Pehle To Paniyon Se Rahi Guftagu Apni,
    Phir Yoon Howa Ke Ayena Ijad Ho Gaya....!!

    Category:

    Sad Poetry SMS

      By: Fazal Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Why I Hate C.I.D :(An Example:LADY ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
    Why I Hate C.I.D :(

    An Example:
    LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

    DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

    LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

    ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

    LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

    ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

    Category:

    Cool Jokes

      By: fayaz Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • The awkward moment when ;)when your ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
    The awkward moment when ;)

    when your friend is arguing with their
    parents &

    their parents turns towards you
    and asks

    "Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
    lolz

    Category:

    English Funny SMS

      By: fayaz Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Dedicated To all Girls :)Never care ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
    Dedicated To all Girls :)

    Never care about what other people think of you because you will be perfect to someone :)

    Stop worrying about your eyeliner, hair, dress etc

    Bcz One day you'll find a Man that won't care about them all
    &
    only look at your heart:)

    Category:

    English Funny SMS

      By: fayaz Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • A Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone's ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
    A Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone's School Life
    .

    When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say

    "Who? Me?" =O :P

    Category:

    English Funny SMS

      By: fayaz Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION- TO HELL WITH IT ( Saturday, February 25, 2012 )
    "FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION- TO HELL WITH IT"

    When u attack black people, They call it "Racism",

    When u attack Jewish ppl, They call it "Anti-semetism",


    When u attack your Country, They call it "Terrorism",

    When u attack a Religious sect, they call it "Hate speech",

    But when They attack at the dignity of our Prophet MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H)
    They call it " Freedom of Expression"

    "Share if u can! Raise ur voice if it exist ,atleast its the lowest level of JiHAD

    Category:

    Islamic SMS

      By: Nawaz Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par Aagaye Hain B ( Friday, February 24, 2012 )
    Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
    Aagaye Hain Badal,

    Wah wah wah..

    Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
    Aagaye Hain Badal,
    .
    .
    .
    Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=P:)

    Category:

    Mazahiya Shayari

      By: asad Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti HyBhai Ka ( Tuesday, January 24, 2012 )
    Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti Hy

    Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota Hai

    To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti

    Jago Grahak Jago
    Aur Dusre Ki Biwi Lekar Bhago

    Good morng

    Category:

    Hindi Funny SMS

      By: Ammar strongest Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Qudrat NeAurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!! ( Thursday, January 19, 2012 )
    Qudrat Ne
    Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!

    Khubsurti Di..
    Hirni Si Aankhein..
    Resham Se Baal..
    Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..
    Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya..

    Phir Zaban Di:
    Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya :p

    Category:

    Urdu Funny SMS

      By: fayaz Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Boy:-Sweetie,Lets play a game...Girl ( Thursday, January 19, 2012 )
    Boy:-Sweetie,Lets play a game...

    Girl:-What game?

    Boy:-Anything but not hide n seek

    Girl:-Why?
    Boy:-Bcoz a girl like you is impossible to find...:)

    Category:

    Flirt SMS

      By: fayaz Email this SMS to your friend. Email This