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  • Machliyan Pakar
    Super Store ny Naya Salesman Rakha.

    Boss new Salesman se Milny Gaya to
    Wo Ek Customer ko Fishing rod Bech raha Tha.

    Boss Door Khara Dealing Dekhny Laga.

    Us ny Fishing Rod Bech di.
    Customer: Kitny Rupay?

    S.Man: 1200
    Phir Us ny Customer k Shoes Dekhy.
    "Itny Mehngy Shoes Pehan k Aap Fishing Karen Gy?
    Sports Shoes len"
    Wo bhi Bech diye.

    Phir Kaha: Dhoop me Bethna Paray Ga.
    Cap bech di.

    Machli Pakarny k Liye kafi Wait Kerna pary ga,
    Biscuits, Chips Bech Diye.
    Total= 5000/-

    Boss khushi se Bola: Wo Fishing Rod Leny Aya,
    Aur Tum ny Itna Kuch bech Diya.

    S.Man: Sir Wo Admi to
    "Always" Leny Aya Tha,
    Me ny Kaha 7 Din
    Tu Ghar per Kiya Kare Ga?
    Ja Machliyan Pakar...;-p:)

    Category: Urdu Funny SMS  By: Sumaira Malik  Send To Mobile
  • McDonald Chalen
    Girl: McDonald Chalen? Bhook Lagi Hai.

    Boy: Agar Tum Mujhy McDonald k Spelling Suna Do to.

    Girl Kuch dair Soch k Boli: Dafa Kero, Hum KFC Chalty Hen.

    Boy: KFC Ka Full form batao? Phir Chalty hen.

    Girl: Bas Choro, YAMEEN Ki Haleem Khaty hen

    Boy: Agar Yameen ka Matlab batao to.

    Girl: Beghairta, Anday Wala Burger hi Khawa de..:-)

    Category: Boys vs Girls SMS  By: Sumaira Malik  Send To Mobile
  • Jeo Pathan
    Pathan Dubai k Ek Hotel me Roast Kha ker Haddi Chaba raha Tha.

    Paas Betha Indian Biscuit Kha Raha Tha.

    Us ny Pathan Ka Mazaq Uraty Huwe Kaha: Khan, Tum Log Haddi bhi Nahi Chhorty,
    Tumhary Mulk me Kuttay Kiya Khaty Hen??

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    Pathan: Biscuit.:-p
    Hahaha
    Jeo Pathan:)

    Category: Pathan Jokes  By: Sumaira Malik  Send To Mobile

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