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  • Qurbani Ka Bakra
    Dulhan Ny pny Baap Ko Piyar Kiya
    Aur Us K Hath Me Kich Rakh Diya..
    .
    Baap Ny Khushi Me Elaan Kiya..
    "Friends, Aaj Mera Lucky Day Hai,
    Aaj Meri Beti Ny Finally
    Mera Credit Card Mujhy Wapas Ker Diya Hai..
    .
    Tamam Log Hansny Lagy Aur
    Afsos Se Dulhay Ko Dekhny Lagy.. :-)

    Hahahhaha

    Category: Happy Marriage SMS  By: Naghma Khan  Send To Mobile

  • Husband Chat On Whatsapp
    Husband Chat On Whatsapp..
    .
    Husband: Call Me Shonu
    Wife: Mera Shona Baby..
    .
    Husband: Arrrrre,, Call Me Sweetheart
    Wife: O My Sweetu, Sweetheart..
    .
    Husband: Ufffff, Call Me Honey..
    Wife: My Honey Darling..
    .
    Husband: O Pagal Aurat,
    Call kar Mujhe, Balance nhi hai.. :-(
    .
    Wife: Oh, Ok Ok..
    Abhi Karti Hun Janu.. :-D

    Hahhaha

    Category: Family SMS-Jokes  By: Naghma Khan  Send To Mobile
  • Logical Thinker
    A Man In Night Club..
    Bartender: Who Are You? I’ve never seen you before.
    Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came here for a drink.
    Bartender: What kind of Job?
    Man: Well. I am a Consultant.
    Bartender: Whats that?
    Man: Its a logical thinker.
    Bartender: Logical Think, what?
    Man: Let me explain it with an Example.
    Do you have a dog?
    Bartender: Yes!
    Man: That means you love animals.
    Bartender: True!
    Man: That mean you love your kids too.
    Bartender: Yes True!
    Man: You have Kids, that means you are Married.
    Bartender: Very True!
    Man: You love your Kids. You are still married,
    means you have a beautiful Wife.
    Bartender: Amazing man! How do you know all these?
    Man: Thats logical thinking now you are married
    to a lady, so you are not Gay!
    Bartender: Impressive!
    Man: Time to leave. Bye!
    .
    (About 20 mins, later the Bartender’s Boss Comes)
    .
    Bartender: Boss, you know I met a Consultant today.
    Boss: Consultant!! Whats that??
    Bartender: A logical thinker.
    Boss: Logical what??
    Bartender: I’ll explain it with an Example.
    Boss: Okay!
    Bartender: Do you have a DOG.?
    Boss: No!
    .
    Bartender: That means you are Gay!
    .
    BOSS DIED.. :-) :-D

    Category: English Funny SMS  By: Naghma Khan  Send To Mobile
  • Sad Story
    Ek Aadmi ko Heart ki Bimari thi.
    Doctor ne Namak Ka Istemal Band Ker Diya.
    .
    Uski Biwi Uska Bohat Khayal Rakhy Lagi..
    Wo Admi Bhi Time Per Dawa Lene Laga,
    Diet Ka Khayal Rakhta Aur Namak Bilkul Band Ker Diya.
    .
    Ek Subha Achanak Wo Bathroom Me Mara Hua Mila..
    .
    Postmartom ki Report Aai to
    Waja Jaan Ker Sab Rony Lage..
    QK,
    Uske Toothpaste me ‘Namak’ tha.
    .
    Kiya Aapke Toothpaste me Namak hai?? :-D

    Hahahaha

    Category: Urdu Funny SMS  By: Naghma Khan  Send To Mobile
  • Beauty Tip
    Sardarni Ny Sardar Ko Paise dekar kaha:
    "Market Se Mere Liye Kuch
    Aisi Cheez Laana jis se Me
    Khubsoorat Dikhun.."
    .
    Sardar Market Se Apny Liye
    Whisky ki 2 Bottle Le Aaya.
    .
    Sardarni Ghusse Se:
    "Me Ny Tum Se Kiya Lany Ko Kaha Tha."
    .
    Sardar: Janu, Sirf Yehi Ek Cheez Hai
    Jise Pee Ker Tu Mujhy
    Sundar Dikhai De Sakti Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha

    Category: Sardar Ji SMS  By: Naghma Khan  Send To Mobile
  • Congratulation
    Congratulation.. :-)

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    Category: ASCII SMS  By: Husnain Nawaz  Send To Mobile

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