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Teacher says to Student:
In Algebra A=B & B=C.
It means A=C...
Now give relevant example...
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Student:
Sir, I love you & You love your Daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.. ;-)

Category: English Funny SMS By: Maha Abro Send To Mobile

Besharmi ki Hadh
Besharmi ki Hadh jahan khatam ho
jati hai,
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Wahan se Thoda aage chal kar
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Right Side me Congress ka Office hai..;-p ;-)

Hehehehe

Category: Hindi Funny SMS By: Maha Abro Send To Mobile

3 Impossibilties
3 Impossibilties..!
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1- Tum Apne Baal (Hair) Gin nai skte.
2- Tum Apni Ankhen Soap se Wash nai kr skte.
3- Tum Us Waqt Saans nai le skte jb Tumhari Zuban Munh se bahir ho.
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Andar Kar le, Kutta lag raha hai.. ;-p

Hahhaha

Category: Text Insults By: Maha Abro Send To Mobile

Chheenk
Kuch Talluqaat "Chheenk" Ki Tarha Hoty Hen,,
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Khatam Hoty hi
"SHUKER AL-HAMDULILLAH"
Kehny Ko Ji Chahta Hai.. ;-p

Hahahaha

Category: Silly Quotes SMS By: Naghma Khan Send To Mobile

Ek Sheikh Ny Apna X-Ray
Ek Sheikh Ny Apna X-Ray Kerwaya.

Doctor:
Aap K X-Ray Me Aap Ki Haddi Tuti Hui Hai.

Sheikh:
Chalo Shuker Hai k
X-Ray Me hi Tuti Hai,
Agar Asal Me Tuti Hoti To Kafi Kharcha Hota..;-p ;-)

Hahahhaa

Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Naghma Khan Send To Mobile

Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan
Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin.
Phir ja kar
Uskay Ghar Ek Beta hua.
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Pathan nay uska Naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHKIL KHAN.. ;-p ;-)

Hahhaha

Category: Pathan Jokes By: Naghma Khan Send To Mobile

Goliyan Khatam ho jayein
Ek Fouji Officer Pathan recruit sey:
"Agar Maidan me Tumharey Pass
Goliyan Khatam ho jayein to
Tum kya karo gy?"
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Pathan:
"Janab Me Aawazen Nikalunga:
"Dhishkoon, DhishkooN".. ;-)

Hahhaha

Category: Pathan Jokes By: Naghma Khan Send To Mobile

3 Boys Proposing
3 Boys Proposing 3 Girls

1st Boy: Tu Meri Laila Me Tera Majnu.

2nd Boy: Main Tera Ranjha Tu Meri Heer.

3rd Boy Was Sardar,
Sardar: Tu Meri Zara Main Tera Veer... ;-)

Hahahhaha

Category: Sardar Ji SMS By: Naghma Khan Send To Mobile

DJ Party
{DJ Party}..

There was Sardar's DJ
Party.
In a party-plot,
DJ asked: "Kab tak Bajaun?"
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Party plot owner replied:
"12baje tak baja de,
Uske baad to ye
Generator ki Aawaz pe
bhi Nachenge"....;-p ;-)

Hahhaha

Category: Sardar Ji SMS By: Naghma Khan Send To Mobile

Maths and Women
"Maths and Women r the
Two Most Complicated Things in This World"

BUT...

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Maths, Atleast has LOGIC!" ... ;-p :-)

Hahahhaa

Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Naghma Khan Send To Mobile

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