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  • Dusri
    Arz Kiya Hai..

    Ruthi Hai Aise Wo Humse
    Jese Hum Sach me Unhe Mana Lenge,,
    .
    .
    Wah-Wah
    .
    .
    Itna Waqt Kon Berbad Kare
    Itne me To Hum DUSRI Pata Lenge.. :-D

    Hahhaha

    Category: Mazahiya Shayari  By: Maha Abro  Send To Mobile
  • Me Tujhe Pyar Nahi Karti
    Me Lafzon Me Kuch Bhi Izhaar Nahi Karti,
    Iska Matlab Ye Nahi K Me Tujhe Pyar Nahi Karti..
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    Chahti Hun Me Tujhe Aaj Bhi Per,
    Teri Soch Me Apna Waqt Bekar Nahi Karti..
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    Tamasha Na Ban Jaye Kahi Mohabbat Meri,
    Isiliye Apne Dard Ko Namudar Nahi Karti..
    .
    Jo Kuch Mila Hai Usi Me Khush Hun Me,
    Tere Liye Allah Se Taqraar Nahi Karti..
    .
    Per Kuch To Baat Hai Teri Fitrat Me Ae Zalim,
    Warna Me Tujhe Chahne Ki Khataa Bar-Bar Nahi Karti..
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    Me Lafzon Me Kuch Bhi Izhaar Nahi Karti,
    Iska Matlab Ye Nahi K Me Tujhe Pyar Nahi Karti..!

    Category: Urdu Love SMS  By: Maha Abro  Send To Mobile

  • Puncture Tyre
    Ek Molvi Ka Jamaat Keraty Huwe
    Wuzu Toot Gaya Phir Bhi
    Us Ny Namaz Puri Parha Di.

    Jab Us Ny Salam Phera To
    Pichy Bethy Ek Pathan Ny Kaha:

    "Molvi Saab Maan Gaya AapKi
    Drivery Ko,
    Puncture Tyre K Sath Bhi
    Mnzil Per Pohcha Diya.. :-D

    Hahhaha

    Category: Pathan Jokes  By: Maha Abro  Send To Mobile
  • KHARBOOZY K Faaidy
    KHARBOOZY K Faaidy..

    "Germi Tapish Aur Loo Se Bachao
    Aur
    Uric Acid Aur Dusry
    Zehrilay Fuzlaat Peshab K Zarye
    Nikalny Ki Khasiyat
    Allah Paak Ny Is Phal Me
    Rakh Di Hai.
    Ye Dawa Bhi Hai Aur
    Laziz Ghiza Bhi..
    Is Ka Zarur Istemal Kijiye..

    Aksar Log Is Ko Dekh Ker
    Rang Bhi Pakarny Lagty Hen.. :-D

    Category: Abbreviation SMS  By: Maha Abro  Send To Mobile
  • Paro Ny Kaha
    Maa Ny Kaha "Facebook Chor Do"
    .
    Papa Ny Kaha "Night Pakg Chor Do"
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    Doston Ny Kaha "Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do"
    .
    Paro Ny Kaha "DEW Pina Chor Do"
    .
    Ek Din Aayega Jab Girlfriend K Bachy Bolengy
    "Mamu Ab To Hamari Mummy Ka Picha Chor Do" :-D

    Hahhaha

    Category: Urdu Funny SMS  By: Husnain Nawaz  Send To Mobile

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