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  • Jhooty ka Moo Kala hai ji
    Daal mein jo kaala hai ji
    wo Garam Masaala hai ji..

    Ek pal ki kisi ko khabar nahi
    Magar Mansuba Sau Sala hai ji..

    Sach ki Aakhir jeet hoti hai
    Jhooty ka Moo Kala hai ji..

    Usay Rishwat khaane ka Haq hai
    Wo Ministet Sahib ka Sala hai ji..

    Asteen k Saanpon ko kuch na kehna
    Inhen Bari Mushkil se Pala hai ji..

    Hum Aap ka kiya Churaate thay
    jo Asghar ko Dil se Nikala hai ji..!

    Category: Urdu Poetry SMS  By: Naghma Khan  Send To Mobile

  • Extra 2K For Perfume
    Girlfriend:" Hey
    Boyfriend:" Who's Hey..??,
    don't ever call me back.

    Girlfriend:" Sorry! My Love,
    How are you doing.. ??
    Boyfriend:" I'm Fine! And You.?

    Girlfriend:" I'm fine,
    but I need something from you.
    Boyfriend: What ??

    Girlfriend: Sweetie please could you SEND me 15k ??
    Boyfriend: 15k for what.?

    Girlfriend: 5k for my clothes,
    7k for my hair+nails and 3k for my shoes..

    Boyfriend: Awww sure my love,
    here..
    k,
    k,
    k,
    k,
    k,
    k,
    k,
    k,
    k,
    k,
    k,
    k,
    k,
    k,
    k .
    count it,
    its complete and take this Extra 2k.
    k,
    k
    That's for Your Perfume..;-p

    Hahahha

    Category: Boys vs Girls SMS  By: Naghma Khan  Send To Mobile
  • Speed Breaker
    JUST FOR BOYZ...

    Ek Khubsoorat Ladki ki Shirt par Car bani thi
    Ek Bacha Us Shirt par bani Car ko
    Bohat Ghor Se Dekh raha tha..

    Larki: Kabhi Car nahi Dekhi kya??

    Bacha: Car to Dekhi hai
    par
    Aise Speed Breaker Nahi DEKHE...;-p

    Huhuhahahaha
    Lolzzzz

    Category: Boys vs Girls SMS  By: Naghma Khan  Send To Mobile

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