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  • Airplane
    Ek Pathan apne Ghar ki chhat se
    Aeroplane ko Udte hue dekh kr Patthar marne laga.
    Uske Dost ne pucha k

    O Lala Q Hawai-jahaz ko Patthar Maar rahe ho??

    Pathan: O Yara ye Sham ko Hamari Gul Bano per lighten Marta hai..


    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA :-D

    Category: Pathan Jokes  By: Adeel  Send To Mobile
  • riddle 4 u
    WO KIA CHEEZ HAI

    JB HUM USE KHAREEDTE HAI TO WO BLACK HOTA HAI;

    JB HUM USE ISTAMAL KRTE HAI TO WO RED HOTA HAI

    JB JB HUM USE PHEK DETE HAI TO WO GREY HO JATA HAI
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    ANS CHARCOAL :D

    Category: Riddle & Puzzle SMS  By: Adeel  Send To Mobile

  • Solute to our MIYAN SAHAB
    MAZDOOR TO MIYAN SAHAB

    MAZDOOR: Miyan Sahab hum jb bhi sone lagte hen to Bijli chali jati hai, hum so nai pate hen, Ab hum kia karen bataen??

    MIYAN SAHAB: Dekhen Ji agar Aapko Neend nahi Aati to raat ko chokidary kerke chaar Paise hi kama len


    HAHAHAHAHA :-D

    Category: Load Shedding SMS  By: Adeel  Send To Mobile
  • YUMMY GULAB JAMUN
    2 Pagal Aadhi Raat ko sarak pr ja rahe thy
    Achanak Gatar mein gir gaye

    1 Pagal: Yaar hum kaha agae hen??

    2 Pagal: Yaar hum kisi Mithai k Karkhane me agae hen shayad

    1 Pagal: Jabhi me sochoo k Mere Mun me itne Gulab Jamun Q Arahe hen, Wo bhi Sugar Free.. :-)

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :-D

    Category: Dirty SMS / Jokes  By: Adeel  Send To Mobile
  • Bivi Mobile Hai
    Bivi Mobile Hai To
    Shoher Sim Card..

    Dono Mile to Huwa Recharge..
    Beta Huwa to Incoming,
    Beti Huwi to Outgoing..

    Agar Twins Huwe to Bonus talktime..
    kuch na Huwa to Network Problem.. :-)

    Hahhahaha

    Category: Urdu Funny SMS  By: Maha Abro  Send To Mobile

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