Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Day
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Talab aisi k
Talab aisi k basa lun Dil-o-Jaan me usy,
Naseeb aisa k mayassar Deedaar bhi nahi..!
Category: Broken Heart SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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Kary koi yaad
Kary koi yaad to ham bhi usy yaad ker liya kerty hen,
Aye Zindagi,,
Baqi ab hamari aadat na rahi masruf logon ko tang
kerny ki...!!
Category: Missing You SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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Dua
Sajti rahen Khushyon ki mehfilen,
Her khushi tumhari Suhani rahy,
Tum Zindagi me itna khush raho,
K her khushi tumhari Diwani rahy,
Dard aur gham se tum Anjaan raho,
Khushyon se tumhari Pehchaan rahy,
Mere dil ki ye Dua hai k,
Tumhary chehry per hamesha Muskaan rahy.
AAMEEN
Category: Dua / Prayers SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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BEAUTIFIL WORDS
BEAUTIFIL WORDS
Apny Khuda se achi Ummeed rakho,
QK
Us ki Zaat se jesi Ummeed rakho gy,
Us ko wesa hi paao gy...!!
Subha Bakhair
Category: Good Morning SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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Only for Unmarried
Suna hai,,,,
Husband aur wife
1 gaari k 2 wheels hen...
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Koi hamaray parents se b poochay
k
Ham se kab tak
One Wheeling kerwani hai...?
Only for Unmarried...:-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Sumaira Malik
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Pathan to shopkeeper
Pathan: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Phat Gaya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?
Pathan : LIMOO PANI Me..
Category: Pathan Jokes
By: Sumaira Malik
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Light jany k baad
Light jany k baad Mombatti le k
Toilet ja raha tha,
Faraz
Koi kambakhat phoonk maar k keh gaya,
HAPPY BIRTH DAY 2 U
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/)(/ Dekh Yaar
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Emergency k waqt bhi mazaaq...:-(
Category: Load Shedding SMS
By: Raheel Ahmed
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Mohabbat kis se ki jaye
*BEST SMS*
Mohabbat kis se ki jaye?
Duniya se?
Ye to rulati hai.
Phoolon se?
Ye to murjha jaty hen.
Paisay se?
Ye to rishtay torta hai.
Bulandi se?
Ye to mu k bal girati hai.
Khushi se?
Ye to waqti hoti hai.
Logon se?
Ye to bewafa hoty hen.
To phir aakhir mohabbat kis se ki jaye?
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MOHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) SE!
Jo us din bhi sath nibhaaen gy jab Maa Baap bhi
apni Aulaad ko bhool jayen gy...!!
Category: Islamic SMS
By: Raheel Ahmed
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JOOTA CHUPAAI
"JOOTA CHUPAAI"
Shadi k moqay ki wo rasam hai jisay
Saaliyan ada kerti hen,
Magar ye rasam, pata nahi
Masjid me Namaaz k waqt
kon se "Saalay" ada kerty hen?
Chappal aagay rakho to Namaz nahi hoti,
pichay rakho to chappal nahi hoti...:-p
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Raheel Ahmed
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Aakhir wo din
Aakhir wo din aa hi gaya,,?
Jab insaan apni zindagi ka sab se mushkil
faisla kerta hai,,,
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Aaj nahaaaun ya nahiii.....:-p
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Raheel Ahmed
