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Khany Me Barkat
Nabi Paak(S.A.W) Ka Irshad Hai..!
"Khana Ikhatty Ho Ker Khao,
Alag Alag Na Ho Jao,,
QK Ikhatty Khany Ki Waja Se
Ek Shakhs Ka Khana 2 K Liye Kafi Ho Jata Hai,
Aur 2 Admiyon Ka Khana 4 Admiyon K Liye Kafi Ho Jata Hai.."
Subha Bakhair..
Jumma Mubarak..
Category: Good Morning SMS By: Haya Ali
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CHEMISTRY PAPER
" On My Fore~head I Feel Vapours
Tomorrow Is My Chemistry Paper.
I Spent The Whole Year In Sleeping,
Now I Have Started Weeping.
Alkane, Alkene, Alkyne,
Oh My God! I Am Dying,
Benzene Is Dancing In My Eyes,
And I Can't Stop My Cries.
I Tried To Sleep And Relax,
But Sodium Is On Dreaming Track.
I Am Reaching The Chemistry World,
With Horrible Fear I Am Curled.
Phenol And Alcohol Caught Me,
No Place To Escape I See.
I Woke Up With A Great Shriek,
My Tension Is On The Peak.
On My Forehead I Feel Vapours,
Tomorrow Is My Chemistry Paper."
Category: Student SMS Jokes By: Khalil-Ur-Rehman
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One More Chance
Pakistani Soldiers Capture An Indian Captain,
They Gave Him A Dice & Said:
If U Get 1,2,3,4,5,We Will Kill U,,,
Indian Asked: Aur Agar 6 Aaya To.?
Soldiers: LUDO Nahi Kheli Kiya.??
Phir Se Chance Milega.. :-D
Hhahaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Maha Abro
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