Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes of the Week

Aaj bhi Bhutto Zinda hai
100 Days of PPP

Petrol: Rs.76
Diesel: Rs.56
Gas Raised: 30%
Atta: Rs.40 (If Available)
Electricity Raised: 16%
GST Raised to 16% (on all items)

Awaam Mar rahi hai Par Aaj bhi Bhutto Zinda hai.

Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Jasper On: Tuesday, July 15, 2008 | Messages: 2

Kutta Beemar hai
Teacher in Class: Dehli min "Kutub Meenar" hai.
A student was sleeping teacher wakes him and asks: What did I just say?

Student: Dehli main Kutta Beemar hai.

Posted in Category: Hindi Funny SMS By: Wasiq Ansari On: Thursday, May 22, 2008 | Messages: 1

Ki kariye?
Dil nu lag jaan roog te ki kariye?
Kisay di yaad wich ankhiyan ron te ki keriye?
Sanu millan di tammana rehndi hai her dam...
Par j Yaar he bhul jaan te ki kariye?

Posted in Category: Punjabi Funny SMS By: Wasiq Ansari On: Sunday, May 04, 2008 | Messages: 1

Chalo ik nazam likhte hain
Chalo ik nazam likhte hain,
Kisi kay naam karte hain,
Magar ye sochna hai ab,
K us main zikar kis ka ho?
K us main Baat kis ki ho?
K us main Zaat kis ki ho?
Aur ye bhi farz karte hain,
K jis pe nazm likhte hain,
Humain us se muhabbat hai,
Hamare sary jazbon ko bus uski zaroorat hai,
Chalo ik kaam karte hain,
K hum jo nazm likhte hain,
"Tumharey Naam" kerte hain,
Tum he unwaan ho uska,
Tumhara zikar hai is main,
Tumhari baat hai is main.

Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Joomla On: Tuesday, July 15, 2008 | Messages: 3

Love is the Medicine
Love is the Medicine for any kind of Wound,
But there is No Medicine found in the world for the Wound given by Love.

Posted in Category: English Love SMS By: Wasiq Ansari On: Sunday, May 11, 2008 | Messages: 1

FRIENDS
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

Posted in Category: English Friendship SMS By: Ariese Ansari On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | Messages: 1

This Love is LOVE the LOVE best LOVE way LOVE to LOVE say LOVE to LOVE U LOVE that LOVE I LOVE Miss LOVE U LOVE.

read it again without word LOVE

Posted in Category: Missing You SMS By: Dapper On: Wednesday, September 19, 2007 | Messages: 1

Jo kehta hai
You are so Smart,
You are so Beautifull,
You are so Brilliant,
You are so Lovely,
You are so Cute,
G nahi ammi kehti hain,
Jo kehta hai wohi hota hai.

Posted in Category: Decent SMS Jokes By: Jasper On: Tuesday, July 15, 2008 | Messages: 1

He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.

Posted in Category: Decent SMS Jokes By: Dapper On: Wednesday, September 19, 2007 | Messages: 1

PEACE ON EARTH
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

Posted in Category: Cool Jokes By: Sumbul On: Sunday, September 23, 2007 | Messages: 1

Jashn-e-Azaadi Mubarak
Your validity for taking a bath expires on this 14th August.

Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to avoid, Khujli, Dandruff, Mail Kuchail and Badbooo!!!

So wish you a "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY"

Posted in Category: Independence Day By: Rashid Safi On: Tuesday, July 15, 2008 | Messages: 2

Quran Majeed
Quran Majeed ka naam Allah Pak ne rakha,
Quran ka lafz sab se pehle Surah Muzammil main nazil hua,
Quran ka lafz Quran-e-Majeed main 66 martaba istemaal hua hai,
Quran-e-Majeed main sab se ziyada hurf "ALIF" istemaal hua hai,
Quran-e-Majeed main sab se kam hurf "ZUAA" istemaal hua hai.

Posted in Category: Islamic SMS By: Jasper On: Tuesday, July 15, 2008 | Messages: 2

May U May Not Get Well That Soon
May U May Not Get Well That Soon,
So That U Are Able To Enjoy The Company Of The Demsels And Get Injected At Regular Intervals With The Vial Of Life!

So Would U Call Me Your Enemy Or Ur Well Wisher?

Please Tell Me Even I Don't Know.

Posted in Category: Getwell Soon SMS By: Jasper On: Friday, July 18, 2008 | Messages: 2

Kuttay ki Dum
Dunya Buri ho sakti hai magar aap nahi,
Dunya Bewafa ho sakti hai magar aap nahi,
Dunya Zalim ho sakti hai magar aap nahi,
aur

Kuttay ki Dum seedhi ho sakti hai magar aap nahi.

Posted in Category: Urdu Text Insults By: Jasper On: Tuesday, July 15, 2008 | Messages: 1

Pathanon se poch lo
Tum chand se khoobsoorat ho sitaron se poch lo,
Tum phoolon se khobsoorat ho baharon se poch lo,
Tum Aishwariya se bhi KhoobSoorat ho,

Pathanon se poch lo.

Posted in Category: Pathan Jokes By: Funter On: Friday, June 27, 2008 | Messages: 1

Definition Of Nurse
A Young & beauti Full Woman... Who Fingers U In All Places & Hold Ur Hand & Than Expects Ur Pulse To b Normal..... ;->

Posted in Category: Adult SMS Jokes By: Babar Malik On: Sunday, April 20, 2008 | Messages: 1