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Urdu, Hindi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes

  • Ek Sawal Ka Jawab De Do ( Friday, March 12, 2010 )
    Ek Sawal Hai Jisne Mujhe Bohat Sochne pe Majboor Kya Hua Hai.

    Pata Nahi Tumhein Bhi Aata Hoga Ya Nahi?

    Lekin Phir Bhi Itni Education Li Hai
    To Tumhein to Pata Hona Chahiye.

    Mujhe Bas Iska Jawab Dedo.

    Sawal Ziyada Mushkil Nahi Hai.
    Lekin Ziyada Aasan Bhi Nahi Hai.

    Sawal Ye Hai K.

    Jab

    Murghi Andaa Free Mai Deti Hai,
    To Bazaar Mai Rs.6 Ka Q Bikta Hai? :-)

    Category: Urdu Funny SMS   By: Dapper Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Meri Zaat Main Rehti Hai ( Friday, March 12, 2010 )
    Tere Ishq ne Bakhshi Hai ye Soghat Musalsal
    Tera Zikar Hamesha Teri Baat Musalsal,

    Ek Muddat Hoi Tere Baam-o-Dar Se Nikle
    Rehti Hai phir B Tujhse Mulaqat Musalsal,

    Dil Lagi, Dil ki Lagi Ban jati Hai
    jab Tasawwur Main Guzarti Hai Raat Musalsal,

    Jab Se Dekha Zulf-e-Preshan Ka Aalam
    Uljhay Howe Rehte Hain Mere Din Raat Musalsal,

    Main Muhabbat Main Us Maqaam pe Pohncha Hon Jahan,
    Meri Zaat Main Rehti Hai Teri Zaat Musalsal.

    Category: Urdu Love SMS   By: Irfan Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Chintu Candy Kharedengy ( Friday, March 12, 2010 )
    Petrol Prices are Reduced By 0.64 Rs/Liter.

    Hum Zardari Sahab K Behad Shukar Guzaar Hain.

    Ab Is Se Jo Bachat Hogi,

    Us Se Hum Committee Daal Kar 1 CHINTU Candy Khareedengy. :-P

    Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS   By: Dapper Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Nahanay Ka Tareeqa ( Friday, March 12, 2010 )
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    Garmiya Aa Gai Hain.

    Nahanay Ka Tareeqa Seekh Lo.

    Sardi Main Banda Bhool He Jata Hai. :-)

    Category: Urdu Funny SMS   By: Funtoosh Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Main Tera Amplifier ( Friday, March 12, 2010 )
    English Shair by Faraz:

    Always Dream to Raise Higher,

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    Ni Woofer Tu Meri, Meri,
    Main Tera Amplifier. :-)

    Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy   By: Faraz Ahmed Faraz Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Height of Illiteracy ( Friday, March 12, 2010 )
    Height of Illiteracy:

    You Take a Blade and Write Your Lover's Name on your Arm.

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    Make a Spelling Mistake. :-)

    Category: Text Insults   By: SAYYAM Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Muskurahat To Dekho Zara ( Friday, March 12, 2010 )
    NAME: Basnati Churi

    PASSI0N: Jhaaro Pocha

    SPECIALIST: Gutter or Pipe Line Kholna

    Date of Birth: 13/08/75

    WEIGHT: 90 Kg

    HEIGHT: 4'4"

    COLOR: Dark Chocolate Black

    BIRTH PLACE: Bhains Colony

    DREAM: Shaadi Karoongy to Ye Sirf sms Parhny Waly Se.

    Oye Hoye.
    Muskurahat To Dekho Zara. :-)

    Category: Urdu Text Insults   By: SAYYAM Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Is Jumle ki Urdu Batao ( Friday, March 12, 2010 )
    Techar Bangali Student Se:

    Is Jumle ki Urdu Batao:

    "My Brother Can't Cook."

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    Bangali: Hamary Bhai Ko Pokhana Nai Aata. :-)

    Category: Urdu Funny SMS   By: Irfan Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Neend Mai Ho To Sapne Bhejo ( Friday, March 12, 2010 )
    Boy: Neend Mai Ho To Sapne Bhejo,

    Jaag Rahi ho to Yaaden Bhejo,

    Ro Rahi ho to Aansu Bhejo,

    Sms Parh Rahi ho to Reply Bhejo.

    Girl: Toilet Mai Hon, Kya Bhejon? :-)

    Category: Boys vs Girls SMS   By: Funtoosh Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Sheeday k Saath Dhandli ( Friday, March 12, 2010 )
    ÑΨæΛI XI Å5æΔΦO L4ÅT /KAæ4Θ)Ψæ&ÅæÑLØæGΛ ÑøÄΦ ΛÑæΨ æÉ .

    Aap ko Samjh Nahi Aayega!

    Choudry Shujaat Ka sms hai.


    Keh Raha hai
    Sheeday k Saath Dhandli Hui Hai.

    Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS   By: SAYYAM Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Socha Aapko Bhi Bata Don ( Friday, March 12, 2010 )
    You are So Nice.

    You are So Beautiful.

    You are So Brilliant.

    You are So Lovely.

    You are So Cute.



    Ye SMS Mere Liye Aaya Tha.
    So cha Aapko Bhi Bata Don.

    Category: Self Praising SMS   By: SAYYAM Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
  • Life be Filled with Roses ( Thursday, December 17, 2009 )
    I Always pray for You that.

    May your life Be Bright & Sunny.
    & your partner be Fat & Funny

    May your life be filled with Roses
    &
    U have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.

    Category: Cool Jokes   By: Konvicted Email this SMS to your friend. Email This