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  • Sahi Lafz
    Bivi: Sahi Lafz Jahannum Hai Ya Jahannam??

    Shoher: Tum Sirf Jany Se Matlab Rakho,
    Zair, Zabar, Pesh Se Nahi.. :-D

    Note:- Bivi 2 Din Se Apny Shoher Ko Talash Ker Rahi Hai,
    Ittela Deny Wale Ko Inaam Diya Jaye Ga..
    Shukriya.. :-D

    Hahhahaha

    Category: Urdu Funny SMS  By: Husnain Nawaz  Send To Mobile
  • So Ja Mere Yaar
    200 Kamron Ka Mahal Ho

    Aur Motiyon Se Saja Darbar..

    Income Ho Lakhon Me Aur

    100 Mercedes Cars..

    Sab Sapno Me Hi Mil Sakta Hai,

    Is Liye Jagna Hai Bekaar..

    Bas Ab So Ja Mere Yaar.. :-D

    Hhahahaha
    Good Night..

    Category: Good Night SMS  By: Naghma Khan  Send To Mobile

  • Loose Motion
    4 Guys In Examination Hall..

    1 From HARVARD University.
    2 From TEXAS Uni..
    3 From OXFORD Uni..
    And 4 Sardar From PUNJAB Uni..

    Question Is "What Is The Fastest Thing In The World?"

    OXFORD Guy Answered: Light.
    HARVARD Answered: Thought.
    TEXAS Answered: Blink Of An Eye.
    But Sardar Answered: Its Loose Motion.
    Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying In My Bed And
    Before I Could Blink, Think Or Turn On The Light,
    ,
    It Was Over.. :-D

    Hahhahaa

    Category: Student SMS Jokes  By: Naghma Khan  Send To Mobile
  • FLIRTY HUSBAND
    ((FLIRTY HUSBAND))

    Me To Shoher Hun Kisi Aur Ka Mujhy Maarti Koi Aur Hai..

    Me Bulata Hun Kisi Aur Ko To Pukarti Koi Aur Hai..

    Mere Ghar Me Hai Jo Nikah Me Mere Sath Wali Hai Chah Me,,

    Meri Daal Mere Hi Ghar Me Hai To Bagharti Koi Aur Hai..

    Hai Ajab Tarha Ki Ye Zindagi Kabhi Dosti Kabhi Dushmani,,

    Mujhy Shawl Wo To Pehnati Hai To Utarti Koi Aur Hai..

    Me Pareshan Ek K Ghar Raha To Pasheman Ek K Ghar Raha,,

    Mere Baal Ek Hai Bigarti To Sanwarti Koi Aur Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha

    Category: Mazahiya Shayari  By: Naghma Khan  Send To Mobile
  • Sahi Hisab
    NADRA Officer Aurat Se: Aap Apni Aur Apny Shoher Ki Umar Bataen?

    Aurat: Meri Shadi K Waqt Meri Umar

    18 Saal Aur Mere Shoher Ki Umar 25 Saal Thi.

    Aaj Mere Shoher Ki Umar Double Yaani 50 Saal Aur

    Meri Umar Isi Hisab Se 36 Saal Hai..

    .

    Suna Hai K NADRA Officer Abhi Tak Comay Me Hai.. :-D

    Hhahahaha

    Category: Urdu Funny SMS  By: Haya Ali  Send To Mobile
  • Jummay Ki Fazilat
    Jummay Ki Fazilat..

    Jumma Momin K Liye EID Ka Din Hai..

    Jummay K Din Jahannum Ki Aag Nahi Jalai Jati..

    Jummay Ki Raat Dozakh K Derwazy Nahi Khulty..

    Jummay K Din Ghusal Ek Hafty K Gunahon Ka Kaffara Hai..

    Jummay K Din Naakhun Tarashna Beemari Se Hifazat Hai..

    Jummay K Din Durood Paak Se Behtar Koi Zikr Nahi..
    SubhanAlllah..
    Jumma Mubarak..

    Category: Good Morning SMS  By: Naila Soomro  Send To Mobile

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