Urdu, Hindi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes

Dosti Dil Se Ki Jati Hai ( Friday, November 27, 2009 )
Hoti Nahi Dosti Kabhi Chehray Se,

Dosti To Dil Se Ki Jati Hai.

Soorat Unki Khud He Pyari Lagti Hai.

Qadar Jinki Dil Se Ki Jaati Hai.

Category: Urdu Friendship SMS By: Spider Man Email This

Hamaray Lab Sil Kyon Gaye ( Friday, November 27, 2009 )
Ab Shikwa Karte Ho Humse K Hamaray Lab Sil Kyon Gaye?

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Maangi Thi Tum Se "Chip Stick" Aur Tum Mujhe "Elfy" De Gaye. :-)

Category: Mazahiya Shayari By: Funtoosh Email This

Bakra Churi Se Khud Puchay ( Friday, November 27, 2009 )
Chhuri ko Kar Tu Taiz itna,
K Har Takbeer Se Pehlay.

Bakra Churi Se Khud Puchay
Bata meri Khata kya hai. :-)

Advance Bakra Eid Mubarak.

Category: Eid Mubarak SMS By: Spider Man Email This

The Most Popular Network ( Friday, November 27, 2009 )
Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:

1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.

Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.

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Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)

Category: Pathan Jokes By: Konvicted Email This

Ye Pyar Kya Hota Hai? ( Friday, November 27, 2009 )
Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?

Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.

Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?

Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge. :-)

Category: Adult SMS Jokes By: Taha Email This

Keep 3 Words in Mind ( Friday, November 27, 2009 )
When you Start Your Day Keep 3 words in Mind.

1.TRY
2.TRUE
3.TRUST

Try for Better Future,

True with your work

and

Trust in Yourself

Then success will be at your foot!

GOOD MORNING

Category: Good Morning SMS By: Taha Email This

Eid-ul-Azha Mubarik ( Thursday, November 26, 2009 )
Bakra Debit
Cash Credit

Qurbani Debit
Gosht Credit

Qasai Debit
Khaal Credit

Aap Debit
Hum Credit

Eid Mubarik

Hamara Msg Debit
Aapka Reply Credit

Eid-ul-Azha Mubarik.

Category: Eid Mubarak SMS By: Irfan Email This

Happy Meat Mubarak ( Thursday, November 26, 2009 )
Everyone Sent You
Traditional Words About Eid.

But I'm The Fist One To Send You.

"MEAT MUBARAK"

And

Keep On Eating Different Meat Dishes On This Season. :-)

Category: Eid Mubarak SMS By: Spider Man Email This

Eid Pe SMS Packages ( Thursday, November 26, 2009 )
Ye Lo Advance
Eid Card For You
```
*|"""""""""""""|*
*| .+""+.+""+. |*
*| +  EID  +   |*
*|  "+. .+"    |*
*|     +       |*
*|   MUBARAK   |*
*|"""""""""""""|*
```
Kyon K Eid Pe SMS Packages Kaam Nahi Karengy. :-)

Category: Eid Mubarak SMS By: Ariese Ansari Email This

EID Ki Khushiyan Mubarak ( Thursday, November 26, 2009 )
Woh Janwaron Ki Khushbu,
Woh Gobar Ki Badbu,

Woh Sardi Main Mandi Jana,
Aur Janwaron K Sath Latak Kar Wapas Aana,

Woh Pinduon K Nakhray,
Aur Hamara Satana,

DIL Pasand K Bachhray,
Lasani Ki Bachhriyan,

Mubarak Ho Aapko EID Ki Khushiyan,
In Advance. :-)

Category: Eid Mubarak SMS By: Funtoosh Email This

Rose In The Garden ( Monday, October 12, 2009 )
If We Desire to Blossom Like a Rose in the Garden,

Then we Must Learn the Art of Adjusting with the Thorns.

Difficulties will Make you Shine.

Category: Motivational Quotes By: Wasiq Ansari Email This

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