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  • Maar Peet
    2 Pathan Ek Dusray Ko Gaaliyan De Rahy Thy.

    Sardar Ny Samjhaya: O G Gaaliyan Mat Do

    QK Jism Ka Zakham Bhar Jata Hai Magar Zuban Ka Nahi Bharta.

    Tab Ja K Dono Pathano Me Maar Peet Shuru Hui.. :-D

    Category: Pathan Jokes  By: Haya Ali  Send To Mobile
  • Sher Ki Thi Shadi
    Ek Sher Ki Thi Shadi Nach Rahy Thy Sab Barati,

    Nachny Wala Wahan Pe Her Koi Sher Tha.

    Khany Wala Sher Tha Khilany Wala Sher Tha,

    Aur Gany Wala Sher Tha Bajany Wala Sher THa.

    Itny Me Dekha Ek Chuha Wahan Nach Raha,

    Ye Dekh Sabhi Chonky Ye Kamina Kab Sher Tha,

    Hath Jod Chuha Bola Aaj Me Hun Shadi Shuda,

    Shadi Se Pehly Yaaro Me Bhi Babbar Sher Tha. :-D

    Category: Mazahiya Shayari  By: Maha Abro  Send To Mobile

  • Pati Patni Aur Ladai
    Karwa Chot Ka Wrat Kiya Meri Patni Ny,

    Boli Wrat Kerny Ko Naari Satti Chahiye.

    Bara Bhari Wrat Hai Ye Sab Ker Sakty Na,

    Isay Kerny K Liye Shudh Mati Chahiye.

    Nai Cheezen Is Din Use Kerti Hen Sabhi,

    Nai Sarhi Naya Haar Nai Juti chahiye,

    Me Ny Kaha Bas Kero Itna Na Keh Dena,

    Tum Bhi Purany Huwe Naya Pati Chahiye.

    Patni Se Hui Ladai Pit Gaye Mahesh Bhai,

    Boly Ab Mujhy Jeena Nahi Mar Jana Hai.

    Phansi Ka Phanda Banaye Jaldi Se Stool Laye,

    Boly Aji Sunti Ho Chala Ye Deewana Hai.

    Patni Ny Aa K Dhar Liye Dono Charn,

    To Boly Ab Wrath Tera Mujhy Samjhana Hai.

    Patni Boli Tumhen Samjhany Ki Na Mujhy Pari,

    Jaldi Se Jhoolo Mujhy Stool Le K Jana Hai. :-D

    Hahhaha

    Category: Mazahiya Shayari  By: Maha Abro  Send To Mobile
  • Motapa
    Pakistani Awam Ki Sehat K Pesh-e-Nazar

    Hukoomat Ny Khany Peeny K Tamam Cheezen

    Mehengi Ker Di Hen Ta Ke

    Awam Kam Khaye Aur Motapy Se Bachy.. :-D

    From: (Imran Khan)

    Category: Urdu Funny SMS  By: Maha Abro  Send To Mobile
  • Bechara Shoher
    Shoher Lakh Bhala Chahy To Kiya Hota Hai,

    Wohi Hota Hai Jo Begam Ny Kaha Hota Hai.

    Gham Ho Kis Baat Ka Begam Ko Kharidari Ka,

    Bill To Shoher K Hi Batway Se Ada Hota Hai.

    Dard Jodon Ka To Bas Jody Hi Janty Hen,

    Aur Is Dard Ka Marham Bhi Kahan Hota Hai.

    Ik Taraf Maa Hai Aur Ik Taraf Hai Begam,

    Jese Aaloo Koi Sandwich Me Daba Hota Hai.

    Baad Shadi k Yehi Kehta Phiry Hai Shoher,

    Waqt-e-Kunwargi Ka Dosto Apna Hi maza Hota Hai. :-D

    Category: Mazahiya Shayari  By: Maha Abro  Send To Mobile
  • Kash K Koi Jadu Hota
    Kash K Koi Jadu Hota..
    Cake Ki Koi Dunya Hoti,
    Toffee ka Ik Gaaun Hota,
    Biscuit Ki Deewaren Hotin.
    Candy K Darwazy Hoty,
    Donut Ki Ik Khidki Hoti,
    Marsh Mallow Ka Sofa Hota,
    Qaleeno Pe Pizza Hota,
    Takiya Mera Burger Hota,
    Shwarma Ka Bistar Hota,
    Pedon Pe Bhi Samosay Ugtay,
    Podon Pe Bhi Pakoday Lagty,
    Nal Se Mango Shake Bhi Aata,
    Kheton Se Cup-cake Bhi Aata,
    Ice Cream Ki Barish Hoti,
    Akhroton K Olay Party,
    Nutella Ka Toofan Aata,
    Dary Milk K Goly Girty,
    Coffee Ki Sonami Aati,
    Uncle Chips Ki Kashti Hoti,
    Phir Hum Ek Jazeeray Jaty,
    Sahil Pe Biryani Hoti,
    Seekh Kabab k Rasty Hoty,
    Sheer-Maal K Kheemy Hoty,
    KFC K Tohfy Milty,
    MNM K Dabbay Milty,
    Maway ki Ik Gudya Hoti,
    Jis K Phir Hum Gudda Hoty.
    Kash K Koi Jadu Hota..
    Kash K Koi Jadu Hota..

    Category: Mazahiya Shayari  By: Haya Ali  Send To Mobile

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