Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Day
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Kiss is the key of love
Kiss is the key of love.
Love is the key of marriage.
Marriage is the box of children.
Children are problem of pakistan.
So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.
Category: Kiss SMS
By: Maha Abro
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Pakistan ki Aurton ka ARIEL pe Aitemad
Pakistan ki Aurton ka ARIEL pe Aitemad:
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Mery Husband ko khany ki bilkul
tameez nhi hy..
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Janweron ki terha khana or phir haath bhi
shirt se saaf kr lena
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Un ki ek hi shirt hy
Me roz dho ker sooti thi
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Ek din unke dost ne un per
Paan thook dia...
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Pehly to me ne unko
Kutty ki terha Mara
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Phir mere Abbu ny ARIEL
ka kaha..
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Ab me ARIEL un ki pocket
me hi daal deti hun
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Jahan daag lagy wahin
baith ker dho lety hen
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Mein Husband ko Chor dungi
Lekin ARIEL nhi...:-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Maha Abro
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Wo Samney Sharabi Dekh Rahy Ho
Wife:
Wo Samney Sharabi Dekh Rahy Ho?
Mein ne Us say 10 Saal Pehley Shadi se Inkar Kia Tha or Wo Aaj Tak Pee Raha Hai.
Husband:
Wah.!
ITNA LAMBA JASHAN!
Category: Sharabi SMS
By: Maha Abro
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Soty hoye ho kya
(~,,~) (-)
Soty hoye ho kya?
Ankhei kholo na
(~,,@) (-)
Arey ek nhe
dono kholo
(@,,@) (-)
Shabash
chal uth hun po0tii kar
shcool janey ka time ho ghya hai
go0o0d mo0orning
Category: Good Morning SMS
By: Raheel Ahmed
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UNITED NATIONS conducted a survey
UNITED NATIONS conducted a survey.
The Question was:
"Would u please give your honest opinion about food shortage in rest of the world?"
The survey badly FAILED !!
Because,
In Africa,
People didn't know what FOOD is!
Chinese didn't know what OPINION is!
Europeans didn't know what SHORTAGE is!
Pakistanis didn't know what HONEST is!
Saudis didn't know what PLEASE is!
And,
Americans didn't knw what REST OF THE WORLD is!
Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
By: Raheel Ahmed
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Mohabbat ki haseen raahon mein aksar maine dekha hai
Mohabbat ki haseen raahon mein aksar maine dekha hai,
Jo sathi sath chalte they, bichhartey maine dekha hai,
Sajaatey they barey hi shoq se khayalon ki haseen duniya,
Bohat choti si baaton pe ujartey maine dekha hai,
Jo kehte they k ik pal bin tere hum reh na payenge,
Saamna ab ho to chup chap guzartey maine dekha hai,
Jo kehte they tera rishta zamaney bhar se afzal hai,
Unhi rishton ko pal bhar mein badalta maine dekha ha.
Category: Sad Poetry SMS
By: Raheel Ahmed
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What is 10 years for me
Wife:What is 10 years for me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Raheel Ahmed
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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Raheel Ahmed
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Yesterday-night I saw a dream
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Raheel Ahmed
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LOVE METTER
"*¤ LOVE METTER ¤*"
Apna future janne k liye type kijye
OR
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Send kr dein apny Abu k number par.
lag pata jaye ga :)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Naghma Khan
