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• Haldi Ceremony
  Pathan: Why You Do "Haldi" Ceremony Before Marriage.?
  
  Sardar: The Haldi Ceremony For The Groom Is
  Actually A Refined Form Of Marination
  Of The Chicken Before It Is Sent For Roasting.. :-D
  
  Hhahaha
  
  Category: Sardar Ji SMS  By: Sumaira Malik  Send To Mobile

• Nazar
  Shadi Me Larka
  2 Plate Malai Boti,
  3 Plate Chicken Tikka Boti,
  1 Plate Biryani,
  2 Plate Lab-e-Sheerin,
  2 Plate Gajar Ka Halwa,
  Aur 2 Cup Coffee
  Thoosne K Baad Ghar Aakar Bola:
  "Mummy, Pait Me Dard Ho Raha Hai"
  
  Mammy: Lagta Hai K Nazar Lag Gai Mere Bachy Ko.. :-D
  
  Hhahaha
  
  Category: Urdu Funny SMS  By: Sumaira Malik  Send To Mobile

• Confused Machhar
  Kuch Log Itny Patly Hoty Hen K
  
  Machhar Bhi Sochta Hai K,
  
  Khoon Le Ker Jaun,
  
  Ya De Ker.. :-D
  
  Category: Silly Quotes SMS  By: Sumaira Malik  Send To Mobile

• Ishq Ka Samandar
  Ishq K Samandar Me Gota Jo Lagaya,,
  
  Wah Wah Wah..
  
  Ishq K Samandar Me Gota Jo Lagaya,,
  
  Pani Tha Thanda, Me Bahar Nikal Aaya.. :-D
  
  Hhahaha
  
  Category: Winter Season SMS  By: Sumaira Malik  Send To Mobile

• Tufani Question
  Parikshapatr(Exam) Ka Ek Prashn(Question):
  Ye Kisne Kis Se Kaha? "Aapse Milkar Aanand Hua."
  .
  .
  Uttar(Answer): Aanand Ki Maa Ne, Aanand K Pita Se.. :-D
  
  Examiner Abhi Tak Koma Me Hai.. :-)
  
  Hahahaha
  
  Category: Student SMS Jokes  By: Husnain Nawaz  Send To Mobile

• Girls Marriage Preparation
  Shadi Se 3 Din Pehly Larki Se Uski Saheli Ne Pucha:
  Shadi Ki Saari Tayyari Ker Li Hai Naa?
  
  Larki: Haan Dono Sim Naale Me Phenk Diya Hai,
  Mobile Phone Ko Format Ker Diya Hai,
  Laptop Me Private Folder Delete Ker Diya Hai,
  Facebook, WhatsApp Bhi Deactivate Ker Diye Hen,
  Bas Ab Tu Apna Munh Band Rakhiyo.. :-D
  
  Hahahaha
  
  Category: Urdu Funny SMS  By: Husnain Nawaz  Send To Mobile

• Serious Ladai
  Sardar Aur Pathan K Beech Me Fight Ho Rahi Thi..
  
  Sardar: Saale Me Tere Kapde Phaad K Tujhe Nanga Ker Dunga.
  
  Pathan: Dekho Yara, Serious Ladai Me
  Romantic Baat Mat Kero Warna
  ,
  ,
  ,
  Hamara Mood Ban Jayega.. :-D
  
  Hhahaha
  
  Category: Pathan Jokes  By: Haya Ali  Send To Mobile

• Chaai Bani Hoti Hai
  Hum Faqeeron Ki Tabiyat Bhi Bari Ghani Hoti Hai,,
  
  Beth Jaty Hen Wahan Per Jahan Chaai Bani Hoti Hai.. :-D
  
  Good Morning..
  
  Category: Good Morning SMS  By: Maha Abro  Send To Mobile

• Badalta Kuch Nahi Jana
  Kisi K Chhor Jany Se,,
  
  Na Wapas Loat Aany Se,,
  
  Ye Saansen Ruk Nahi Jati,,
  
  Ye Dharkan Tham Nahi Jati,,
  
  Badalta Kuch Nahi Jana,,
  
  Guzarta Phir Bhi Jeewan Hai..!
  
  Category: Sad Poetry SMS  By: Maha Abro  Send To Mobile

• Aankhen Bheeg Jati Hen
  Kunwary-pan Me Jee Lena Mushkil Nahi Lekin,,
  
  Koi Shadi Wala Ghar Dekhun To Aankhen Bheeg Jati Hen.. :-D
  
  Hahhaha
  
  Category: Mazahiya Shayari  By: Maha Abro  Send To Mobile