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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Santa in KBC
    Santa in KBC..
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    Ques:
    Videsh jane wali Pehli Bhartiya
    Mahila Kaun thi..?
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    Santa- Sitaji..!
    (Ravan k sath Srilanka) :-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Long Time
    Santa Singh met with Banta after many Months..
    .
    Santa to Banta:
    A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
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    Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab?
    .
    Santa : Arre Yaar,
    I Mean To Say,
    Long Time No C.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Prepaid Connection Over Postpaid
    Santa: Why Do U Prefer Prepaid Connection Over Postpaid?
    .
    Banta: Prepaid Me Bahut Faida Hai..
    Isme Call K Baad Bill Badhne K Bajaye Kam Hota Hai. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Sharam ki Baat hai
    Santa:
    Tere Papa Doctor hen,
    aur Tu Bimar ho gaya! Sharam ki Baat hai.
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    Banta: Sharam ki Baat to ye hai
    K Tere Papa Condom Bechte hen
    Aur Tu phir v Paida ho gaya.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Karhi-Chawal
    Santa Karhi-Chawal Kha Raha Tha.

    Khate-Khate 1 Makkhi Khane Pe Bethne Lagi.

    Santa Use Urate Huwe Bola:
    Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai
    Jo Tu Samjh Rahi Hai... ;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Silent Movie
    **Solid Insult**

    Teacher: Batao Bacho Hindi ki
    Pehli Silent Movie konsi thi??
    .
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    Santa: Teacher Jab Wo Film
    Silent thi to Aapko
    kese Pata Chala k Wo Hindi me hai?.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Medical College
    Santa: I’m a Proud Father.
    My Son is in Medical college..
    .
    Banta: Wo Kiya Parh Raha Hai?
    .
    Santa: Wo Kuch Nahi Parh Raha,
    Wahan Log Is Per Research Ker Rahy Hen.. ;-p

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Dogs Marry
    Santa: Why Dogs don't Marry??
    .
    Banta: Because They are
    Already Leading a Dog's Life.. ;-p ;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Just Imagine
    Santa: My Wife died Yesterday,
    I Am trying to Cry but Tears are not coming out,
    What to do ??
    .
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    Banta: No Problem..
    Just Imagine She Came Back.. ;-p

    Hahahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Hijade Ek Shaadi ki
    2 Hijade Ek Shaadi ki Badhai dene gaye..

    1st: Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.

    Dusri Boli: Me to 2100 lungi.
    .
    Peeche se Santa bola:
    Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai.. ;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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