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Chilled Red Wine



Santa Banta Ny Ek Raat Ek Bank Ko Loota.
Wahan Per Unho Ny
Chilled Red Wine Ki Bottles
Dekhin..
Unho Ny Khush Ho Ker Wine Pi,
Cash Loota Aur Chaly Gaye..
.
Subha Akhbar Me
Breaking News Dekhi To
Dono Behosh Ho Gaye..
.
.
.
.
"Kal Raat BLOOD BANK Me Daketi Ho Gai" :-D

Hahhaha



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