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1. Pathan Was Smoking  By: Fuzail
   Pathan Was Smoking Hukkah Wid A 2 Meter Long Pipe. His Frnd Asked , Y R U Using Such A Long Pipe???...


2. Pathan sees a sign  By: Dapper
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3. 2009 ka $aaf $uthra $m$  By: Lovebirds
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4. Pathan Duzkh se  By: Lovebirds
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5. Sardar & Pathan  By: Lovebirds
   Sardar:Ye Bacha tmara kia lagta hy? Pathan:Ye Hamara dooor ka saga bhai hy. Srdar: Dooor ka saga bh...


6. 2 pathan jahaz pr  By: Lovebirds
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7. 2 Arbi  By: Rooman Qamar
   2 Arbi, Aik Doosre Ko Arbi Main Galiyan De Rahe Thy Qareeb se guzartay huye Phathan ne unse kaha ...


8. 1 Pathan bhagtay bhagtay  By: Mr Bean
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9. Dunia main agar  By: gulwashey
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10. Pathan and Truck  By: Saad
    Major Rohail: Yar tum truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho? Pathan: Ek Truck driver meri b.v ko bhaga...


11. Ek Pathan Bandooq ley kar  By: SMS Reseller
    Ek Pathan Bandooq ley kar Machhli(Fish) k shikaar karny Jungle main gaya. Confused? Don't take t...


12. 2 Pathans Accident mai  By: Rooman Qamar
    2 Pathans Accident mai mar gye, Frishta Aya Dono Se Pocha Kon Ho? Bolay Muslman.. 1 se Pocha ...


13. Pathan by mistake  By: Aurang Zaib
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14. Masjid k liye chanda  By: Urdu Laughter
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15. Tight sa HUG  By: Rooman Qamar
    Girl: Mere pas ao, main tumhe tight sa hug dena chahti hun. Pathan: oye Hugta to hum b tight wala ...