2 pathan jahaz pr
2 pathan jahaz pr safar kr rahe thay.
2 ghante ki flight thi, achanak inhain intercom pr pilot ki awaaz sunai di.
Pilot: "Hum ne apna aik engine kho diya hai, magr fikr ki koi baat nahi hai. Kyun k 3 engine abhi baqi hain. Bs flight 2 k bajae 3 ghante taveel ho jae gi."
Aadhe ghante baad pilot ne phr intercom pr kaha k
"hum 1 or engine kho chuke hain, lekin fikr ki koi baat nahi. Abhi 2 baqi hain. Bs flight 1 ghanta mazeed late ho jae gi".
Is pr 1 pathan ne doosre se kaha,
"kya bakwaas ae khocha, agar am aakri 2 engine b kho diye to shayad sara din isi jahaz mai bethay rahen ge."
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