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Pati ki Umar



Ek Survey se Maloom hua hai k..

Agar Patni "Karwa chauth" k vrat ki bajay...

"MAUN VRAT" rakhe

To Pati ki Umar aur lambi ho sakati hai.. ;-)

Hahahha



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