Muft Sabzi
Admi: Jab Me "Suit" Pehan Ker
Sabzi Lene Jata Hun To Dukandar Mujhy Mehngi Sabzi Deta Hai
Aur Jab "Phata Hua Kurta" Pehan Ker Jata Hun To Sasti Deta Hai..
Sardar: O Yaar, Hath Me "Piyala" Bhi Le Liya Ker,
Phir "Muft" Mily Gi.. ;-)
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