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Mathy Per Goli Lagi Thi



Sardar Dost Se:
Bara Dukh Hua Teri Bivi Ki Moat Ka Sun Ker.
Wese Hua Kiya THa.??

Dost: Mathy Per Goli Lagi Thi..

Sardar: Shuker Kero K Aankh Pe Nahi Lagi,
Warna To Aankh Hi Phoot Jati.. ;-)

Hhahahaha



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