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Sardar Orders Pizza



Sardar Orders Pizza.
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Waiter: Sir Should I Cut It Into 4 Pieces Or 8 Pieces ?
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Sardar: Yaar Aaj Zyada Bhook Nahi Hai,
4 Hi Kar De,
8 Khaye Nahi Jayenge.. ;-)

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