Khwaab Me Pathan Se Laraai
Sardar Friend Se:
Aaj Raat Me Nahi Soun Ga.
.
Friend: Kyon?
.
Sardar: Khwaab Me Pathan Se Laraai Ho Gai Hai.
.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
.
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Sardar: Pehly To Wo Akela Aata Tha,
Magar Aaj Wo Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga.. :-)
Hahahha
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