The Best 1
Bush: Osama mile to use fod do..
Gandhi: Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chod do..
Einstein: Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..
Manmohan: Theek hai.
Sonia: Desh k liye mujhe vote do..
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Biceps build karne k liye uspar load do..
Bill Gates: Windows unlock karne k liye use code do!
Rajnikanth: Iye admin, Mere kaarname
Dunya k samne lana chhod do.
And The Best 1
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ACP Praduman: Daya, khooni andar hai,
Me kehta hun Darwaza tod do.. ;-)
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