2 1 se Kitna bada he
Gabbar: Kitne Admi the?
Sambha: Sarkar 2.
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote he??
Samba: 2, 1 ke Baad ata he.
Gabbar: Aur 2 k pehle??
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 atahe.
Gabbar: To bich me kaun ata he?
Samba: Bichme koi nahi ata.
Gabbar: To phir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate?
Smba: 2, 1 k bad hi aa sakta he Qki 2, 1 se bada he
Gabbar: 2, 1 se Kitna bada he?
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Samba: Goli Marni h to Maar de Gabbar,
Tune sirf Namak khilaya hai,
Chavanprash nahi.. ;-)
Hahhaha
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