Naam kya hai
Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
.
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
.
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
.
Boy: Prasad.. ;-p ;-)
Hahhaha
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