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Delhi Belly



GOLU: Mujhe Sanskrit Sikha do.
Pandit: Q??
.
GOLU: Devtaon ki Bhasha He,
Suwrg Me Zrurt Padegi.
.
Pandit: Agar Narak Gya To??
.
GOLU: Gaaliyon ka Diploma
Delhi-Belly se kr liya hy.. ;-)



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