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Suhag Raat ko



Suhag Raat ko
Pati: Aaj se Tumhari har Cheez
Me Istemaal karunga..
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Patni: Achha,
Wo Plastic ka LUNd
Aaram se lena, Bahut Bada hai.. ;-p



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