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Dono Haath Kaat Do



Sambha:
"Sardar, Is Thakur Ka Kya
Karna Hai ?"
.
Gabbar:
"Is Saale Ke Dono Haath Kaat
Do,
Aur Isko Din Me 3 Baar
Blue Film Dikhao,
,
Apne Aap Tadap Tadap Kar
Mar Jaayega ..;-p

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