Height of Insult
Height of Insult...
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Honeymoon par gaye ek jode ne hotel me entry li.
Patni sofe pr beth gayi and
pati counter pr room book krne
chala gaya.
Waha pr Ek Ladki Mini Skirt me counter pr
khadi thi.
.
Room me aakar Pati ne patni se kaha:
"Wo jo ladki counter pr khadi thi wo Call Girl thi"
.
Patni: Nahi ji ye unka uniform hota hai,
Aap to kuch b samajh lete ho.
Pati Patni me Behas ho gai or Shart lag gai.
Pati ne Patni ko Parde ke piche Chhupa diya or
Ladki ko Bulaya or puccha:
"Me Akela hun, Aaj Raat mere sath rukogi?"
Ladki boli: 2000 lungi
Pati: 200 dunga
Aur Ladki Ghussa hoke chali gai or
Pati Shart jeet gaya
Phir Shaam ko Pati Patni
Restaurant me bethe hue the
to Wo Ladki paas aakar boli:
.
" 200 rs me to aisi hi milegi "...;-p
Hahhaha
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